First day on the job. Here is your machine. Here is the code. It's crashing. It's in production. We tried to fix it and can't. You fix it. No pressure... took two days too fix it. Felt like a legend. Addicted ever since.

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    Sounds like my current job.
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    You got your laptop and access to code on your first day? I've been sitting here for three weeks waiting! I'm a tad jealous.
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    @Ashkin me too... guess thats what happens when everyone else has 10 years of PROFESSIONAL experience but you've been programming for 5 + 20 (personal)
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    @billgates ~20 years experience here, too. I'm constantly amazed by poor quality "professional" code :c
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