Once upon a Time

OK then

Good afternoon everyone!

> go into a codebase to add something simple
> rewrite 90% of it, breaking it in multiple different ways then fixing them
> too annoyed to add the simple thing
> leave
thanks for all the fish
https://youtube.com/watch/...

A new deployment is planned tomorrow. Fourth try is the charm 🙃

Client: Build me this subscription based software

Also client: *doesn't fundamentally understand how subscriptions work*

I don't understand how having chickens or burning tires is against the law, but making industrial levels of noise at all times of day is perfectly acceptable.

He's gone too far!!

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Trust your guts!

Just remember that your gut is designed to take the most tastey things and turn it into shit.

What the actual fuck is this?

And you're meant to hang it on your Christmas tree?

What is wrong with people?

Trying to figure out how to link this to dev...

If you like my Javascript posts you are awesome.
If you don't like my Javascript posts you are welcome.

In my freelancing project, I encounter this, I HOPE this is a joke , but isn't a joke. Just wow

Gene Hackman and his wife and dog all found dead.

He was like 95 or something. She was 63. Daughter said she suspects a gas leak.

Much sad, RIP to the legend, the OG Lex Luther

I have enough attention span and patience to take my knife and turn your body into very cute lego.

And here we go, at least tell me outright that you want to farm data on how dry you can milk my cluster of personas, assholes...

I don't believe what I just saw..

It occurs to me that the only people left on devrant are shills, bots, racists, and insane people, and I've yet to decide whether to leave or count myself into that last category.

HOA: *sends an email about all the rules and regs and colours and shit for installing aircons*

Also HOA: *does nothing about this*

The evolution of website navigation.

node modules real meaning.

My proudness accomplishment?

My relationship with my sibling

Java ist auch eine Insel - best doorstopper ever

WordPress, even though you presumably don't have any physical form, I am going to find you.

And when I find you I am going to shove all of these vegetables up your ringpiece, one by one.

ffs i was hanging on the computer in the nude (dont judge me wife's sleeping) and i let my hot vaporizer fall on my dick, I'm pretty sure i got a second degree burn

acquiring ownership of the bitchwork disaster recovery nobody wants to do

> made tea 3 hours ago in a thermos
> got distracted by stuff
> tea still warm

it's the little things in life

I wonder whether this has gotten here yet but it knocked me out. I don't write in trap English but I'm a sucker for memes. Imagine how bored he must have been to start documenting legacy code without the urge to refactor. Just "vibing"

Einstein’s Equation Meets Coding! 🚀

when you think you're being helpful