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Looks like C# to me. Looks like a simple accident coupled with a lack of code review.
Though they probably should have gone with:
public bool Reset {
get;
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Eh, warnings don't matter. Just like the check engine light, or those beeps the smoke detector keeps making. Ignore it, I'm sure you'll be fine.
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Pokémon or Big Data?
https://pixelastic.github.io/pokemo... -
You know what? Screw it, I like it. Savage filles. Let's make this a thing.
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I had a ham and cheese language between two slices of language today. It was the best language I've had since language!
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OhMyZsh. With the per-directory-history plugin enabled.
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@ThatDude Because they're a convenient way to get a working Unix environment without the hassle of Linux, and there's lots of support for both open-source and proprietary software on Macs.
That said, I'm not a fan of the new MacBooks either. -
Maybe it's a statement on the nature of the universe. Nothing lasts, everybody dies, and no matter what we do, we'll never stop the inexorable approach of the heat death of the universe.
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It's a feature! Bigger things are visible from a greater distance. Now you don't need a CDN!
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Huh, that explains the docker.io problems I was seeing. What do you know, procrastination paid off!
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Dad, what's an app?
We don't know, son. We're Windows Phone users. -
And then you put all the dirt back and leave a sign that says "//todo"
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PalmPilot is going to make a comeback, just you wait.
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Seems relevant: http://fiftythree.org/etherkiller/
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Splat
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Good luck! Make sure you've got plenty of coffee for that all-night bugfixing session!
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<html>
<body>
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Real programmers use a brain-usb-adapter, not a keyboard.
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I.T.?
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I'm concerned that The Dracula is a potential single point of failure.
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But are you certified and licensed in notepad.exe?
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Hahaha, you mean "in EVERYWHERE"
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What does the code say?
// gets the claim
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Or a completely unrelated bug that's been there forever, but now it's blocking your ticket because QA just noticed it for the first time
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print("Legen")
Thread.sleep(1000)
println("dary") -
I was once asked to draw a diagram of C# on a whiteboard. I still have no idea what they expected
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External monitor(s) and keyboard/mouse on the desk, and occasional neck exercises for forward-head syndrome
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So you'll get everything else done that fast from now on, right?
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I vote BlackBerry
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And now let's fight about whether a "real phone" is an Android or an iPhone