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AboutSenior Logic Implementation Engineer
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SkillsPython, Qt, SQL, HTML, CSS, C, C++, C#, PHP, VB, JS, Lua
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LocationMy House
Joined devRant on 1/20/2019
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@Demolishun 'Meeeeericaaa
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Every language needs to support "for else" statements.
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Consider yourself lucky. We've had some pretty cringe ones recently. E.g. Game of Thrones themed
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I hate cmake. Lots of people love it and I'm sure it's got some really good advantages, but damn could you not come up with a bit more coherent language?
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I bet it is an Indian thing. I only know one person that does that incessantly.
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wasssuuuuuuup
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I once had some argue that using the C code
int x = 1;
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If you work for an employer that requires or even suggests you work during this time, this is called a bad employer, not American work culture.
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That's better than their new "Windows App" app. Worst name ever. Good luck googling anything related to it ever.
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Stupid timezones.
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I recently named a variable "sus".
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Am I turned on right now?
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Amend commit, adjust date, push.
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Learning to write readable code made a world of difference for me. The code is way cleaner, smaller functions/methods, and minimal comments needed.
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People are doing the same thing for email.
AI please write a lengthy email given these two sentences.
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I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.
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I was told that if the DB credentials were incorrect that it has to connect to the database and log the error.
What. The. Actual. Duck. -
Da fuk?
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Premium enhanced UUHD uber-awesome extreme bitrate.
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Now fuck I'm team supposed lead to.
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@kamen
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Google
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@Lensflare Yes. In the end you end up using so many grids in grids in grids and the interface to build them sucks too.
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The biggest pitfall I've seen with "good enough" code is the person doesn't realize it's just "good enough" and doesn't understand the technical debt they've introduced.
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@MammaNeedHummus I've heard of wanting gamer girl bath water, but never debugging ducky bath water.
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@ScribeOfGoD 10X super rockstar developer reporting for duty. I only require 5x my current salary.
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I once told a company looking for a 10x developer that I'd do it for only 5x my current salary.
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@Demolishun I can hear music in my head quite clearly.
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@Lensflare Nope. Makes it hard to read anything other than text books.
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98% of my thoughts are completely abstract with no monologue at all.
I've had this discussion with several people and it always blows their mind.