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Biggest inspiration by far! Absolutely love Elon and his companies

Android Obfuscation

Yahoo mail ftw

The best part of having a hairy ass is by far all of the dingleberries 😺

Am I the only one here who absolutely despises seeing those "Am I the only one..." comments/rants

They rebranded their core M processors into I series because no one wanted to buy those pieces of shit fanless processors and they'll probably just do the same with their atom series

I find the pop ups that try to force you to sign up even worse

Start a startup, even if it doesn't do well just the fact that you gain experience from starting your own business will greatly boost your career aspects

These companies never make their "consumer" products with the user in mind and almost always make things overly complicated for some unbeknownst reason...

I've always preferred an actual person to do my taxes by hand for me, saves me the trouble and I know who to blame if something goes wrong

Bitch

Do it in one trade

Irrelevant but your girlfriend is pretty

LOL@U

Surfacebook imo if you can afford it

Inb4 "I'm a girl" comments

Also congratulations!!

Most people don't know what 'www' stands for 🙄

I actually lol'ed irl

Same

"it's the sites themselves with all of their bogus fake hosting bs - they're not down they're just lying to you" - also Donald Trump

That.
That was.
That was the.
That was the worst.
That was the worst joke
That was the worst joke possible.

Drop out and start something and apply for the Thiel Foundation 100k funding

Hooli

From the look of that text yes they are indeed very serious

Don't think an app would be the appropriate way to handle that but I suppose it is feasible to an extent

Just... Wow

I'm really interested in mobile development and so the only reason I'd ever use a mac/iPhone is because they have a huge market base and for me it's kind of important to get your product to as many people as possible. Granted the people who use their products tend to be pretentious fucktards but why should I care?

Apple hasn't innovated for several years, the MacBook with touch bars was just some shit proof of concept and their phones are literally the exact same except with an improved camera or whatever which I'll never understand why. People who take a lot of photos on a mobile phone are not professional photographers usually and therefore do not care about tiny improvements to a camera, professionals do not use mobile phones for professional work and I'll never understand why that's one of their biggest selling points.

People buy Apple products because of the name but imo now most of the innovate products come from small unknown companies who don't have much to prove

Stereotype: Computer scientists (programmers) are all 40+ year old virgins who live in their parents basement/garage and therefore we do not have any family to go home to. Theyre antisocial and mostly introverts so what else is there for us to do aside from program 14+ hours/day?

PS unless you fit the Stereotype exact you're not lazy and it's understandable to want to be with your family and be tired after spending 8 hours or so staring at a blue screen

http://lmgtfy.com//...

Looks awesome! How much was it?