AboutStarted IBM CARDIAC (
SkillsPython C++ Julia Crystal D JS plenty more and also various machine languages. Claim to be learning Rust, Kotlin (someday). Interfacing electronics. 3D graphics. Physics & astronomy. Table-top scale projects; total dumtard at huge enterprisey stuff.
LocationNW Montana, USA
Joined devRant on 9/14/2021
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Manager: Why aren’t you working?
Dev: I am, I’m just not typing because I’m thinking an issue out.
Manager: Well what is taking so long? You haven’t written any code for like 15 minutes, you’ve just been doodling on your notepad.
Dev: I’m not “doodling”. I’m taking notes and trying to visualize the issue. It’s a complicated issue with application stat—
Manager: Well just simplify it then
Manager: Instead of making it a complicated issue just simplify it and then it won’t take you so long. You’re likely overthinking it, I never spend more than 30 seconds thinking about any issue before coming up with a solution. That’s what makes me so effective at my job is my ability to be lean like that.
Dev: …this issue is a bit harder than deciding what to have for lunch27