Happy Diwali to all devrant community from india.

Good cooperation here

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High school teacher: if your mind it's in the cloud, you'll never accomplish anything.

Present me: :/

Friday!

What is the best ide you guys use?

Just curious... Any BSD users here?

This is a little old but i came across it a while ago and it made me giggle.

programmers agreement
if(employee[work] == satisfied)
return salary++;
else
return fired;

Programmer's head ache

Learning Java ;)

I want to get in the habit of proper documentation of my code, But i'm not sure how it's formatted, how it should look or how I should even begin writing documentation? Do I open a document and just take snap shots of my code and explain how it works? I'm a little confused. Do I take pictures of my UI and explain how to use it? Is it like writing a book?

Yes indeed..

When you are developing your game and you realise that there exist a game on the same platform which can do this. 😂

Cheers to that one line of debug code that somehow magically fixed everythin.

My team are trying to figure out who I am on here....

Forgetting that damn semi colon!!!!!!!

I wonder what the uptake would be for so that isn't SO, if you behave like a knob you get booted.

I don't know how you would word that legally.

What does your team us for task/bug tracking?

All I see everywhere I go

I walked into a company, sat down with the interviewer who was more nervous than I was. Interview lasted 10 minutes. I drove an hour for to and from trip, for a ten minute interview...

Too tired of explaining puns to kleptomaniacs. They take shit literally all the time.

Inherited project from another company that the owner wants updated rather than rebuilt.

The comments could write a programmers joke book as you can tell it's been passed between multiple developers.

This is a literal excerpt
//Not sure why this line needs to be here but it breaks without it
//Nope I don't know either
//FFS now I have to deal with this. Thanks guys :/

what do you like about being developers?!

God damn, I can't feed my addiction

I'm buried in projects that I never get time to work on. My boss took the week off, and I'm getting emails from users asking about adding more projects to the board. I'm a single dev at my company. Normally, I have enough patience to get through the day, but today my CIO decided it would be a good time tell my coworker to let me know that the company dumped a third party we used for tons of report automation, and that I need to get these reports hand rolled in house asap. When I sent him a message asking for any kind of details on what this would involve, I found out he left early for the day.

I'm already stressed and putting in extra hours (salaried, so no extra pay) and am having trouble meeting deadlines for projects as it is because I'm constantly pulled away from my dev work to do non-dev work.

I just landed this dev position six months ago and haven't had a chance to build my resume. I'm getting "OK" money considering this is my first full-time dev job. Should I be looking to get out? Suck it up and get the experience? I know we all have crazy expectations on us and frustrating PMs, but after chats with other devs, I get the feeling that my situation is beyond fucked.

Well that's 💯% correct...

I'm glad I didn't have to call Tech Support for this. devRant stickers from India!

Problem of developers
When he tries to sleep at night, the code he wrote that day comes to his mind and he starts thinking opps I would have done that in a better way like this. I would have optimised that function like this. ok tomorrow I will do these changes.

A free advice: Dont let people recognize you on devrant. Its too good to not let your coworkers/mentors know about it and you should realise you must have ranted about them already.