So I take leave for a day right.

I come back to the office and my teamlead asks me to start running tests and in the same breath he adds, "so I added SOME code so that it would cater for the annoying popup".
I said cool and made nothing of it.

A few minuts later he stands behind me asking me why its so slow and my reply was.....

"Well I wasn't in yesterday and you added code and it wasn't this slo... "

Words arnt even out of my mouth and he starts shouting at me

"DON'T SHIFT BLAME!!! Don't Shift Blame."

Well okay then sorry...... I guess.

Today there is milk for cereal, tomorrow.... there is nothing? Wtf do you people do? Inhale the fu#& stuff? 28 1L cartons a day wtf!!!!!!!!

Fml!!!!! Doing some mobile automation and the client emails askimg me to automate a signature simulating a client signs for an item........... well sure let me make about 50 random squiggles quick , cause you know. That shits easy. (Facepalm)

So my company is forcing me to take this ISTQB exams for testing and QA... after 10 months of employment.... "Thinks to self" I can wing this cant I?

when you spend hours doing reserch trying to figure out how to get a better job in a different country and some idiot comes along to say its not possible...

gawd... I need help.

I want to relocate to U.S from South Africa.
I'm qualified as a systems developer and currently doing an internship as a QA tester (automation)... sigh.. where to start.. SA has no future for devs here.

Data must fall!!!

data must fall!!!

data must fall!!!

need help with android automation. no where on the enire internet is there a solution for taping the "Done" button on the soft keyboard