@RodrigoF You always program in a team. That is, unless you don't use StackOverflow?

It also makes it harder to read the literature, if you are struggling to understand what they mean.

Not knowing basic terminology may hinder communication with other developers. It may also make searching for information less efficient and it may make it harder to understand information once you do find it.

Tomorrow's another day.

Noon is staying late?

Also, documentation should be written by the original developer, as they are writing the code.

@sam9669 Does it?

Twice as secure.

A program for managing donkeys?

@provector Although, in this case, that code will clearly not run millions of times. It will run only once, in which case the more readable solution is the superior one.

Premature optimization is a common mistake; it costs a lot of time for no real gain, and in many cases reduces the overall quality of the code.

Wow, you get a timeout if you don't update? That's childish.

Fuck you, YouTube.

Your third printer? What did you do with the previous two?

Put it up your ass and have it send out a tweet every time you fart?

@blem14 Is watching game streams at work not incredibly distracting?

@-eth it's like they want you to work at 25% efficiency. Quit your job. ;)

To be quite honest, I have to agree with your professor. You're using magic numbers, which is bad practice. Defining your constants explicitly produces more readable and maintainable code.

If you want your program to be agnostic of LED colours, you could consider naming the constants 'led1', 'led2', 'led3', or even 'output1' 'output2', 'output3'. However, I would advise against building in unnecessary layers of abstraction.

If he needed it done first, he shouldn't have named it 'tool-3'. That's a bit misleading.

Step one is to learn morse code.

@Traser And we all know how expensive those damn bytes are these days. Wait....

Case and point, whilst trying to read your rant, I spent a few confused seconds trying to figure out what 'target it emid' meant.

I too just dissembled an iPhone.

So did she give you a call back?

My understanding is that you usually do that during interviews and performance reviews.

But just talk to your boss about it if you can't wait for that. It's an awkward​ topic but it's their job to give raises. Remember that if you're a good developer, you will have grown since your last raise, you will have developed your skills and you'll therefore be worth more money.

@Jifuna Because some people are just criminally bad at their job.

I wouldn't care if edge is ten times faster, I'll never use it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it with a furious passion. Fuck you Windows for trying to force it on me, fuck you, fuck you, I told you twenty fucking times that I want Firefox as my default fucking browser.

@g-m-f Lol, actually made me laugh out loud.

It's something you might easily forget, which I would consider forgivable. But they didn't forget, they specifically put in a message for the user instead of fixing it.

Is Twitter still being maintained?

Quit your job.

Dear mr. Konate,

I am deeply grieved to learn of my relative's passing. Although we had not spoken for several years, I still felt very close to him.

I wish to personally extend my sincerest condolences to all that knew him at the funeral. I am flying out early tomorrow morning, my plane is scheduled to land at approximately eight o'clock PM local time.

Could you please make hotel arrangements on my behalf, as I am too grief stricken to handle these details.

Sincerely,

<A fake name>

The magical 'enhance video' feature that Hollywood invented can finally be reality! Store a video file on a dna drive and through evolution, it will morph into something better. Also, bad movies will improve, too! I once stored Die Hard 5 on a DNA drive and when I checked back a year later, I found Die Hard 4.

..... Awesome. Disgruntled employees strike again.