Waking up, choosing violence

@Weon

- in an ideal world, we use the complex and carefully crafted system of bullmq with Redis events for scheduled and recurring jobs

- in the real world, setInterval once every x seconds and God be with you

@retoor I never rant unless I have a Puff pic to upload for you

That's the opposite of a problem. Give that to me, I need just a handful more ++ for a cute crow to perch on my shoulders

Some more 2 hours spent in call, for a problem I could have solved in 2 lines were we using a sane framework, it's becoming a habit at this point, but SURE BUDDY, RUIN YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING PROJECT BECAUSE DEPENDENCY INJECTION IS TOTALLY FUNDAMENTAL (dependency injection in Angular is literally the import statement, except it's pretentious), WE NEED TESTABILITY (we don't have a single test), REACTIVITY IS THE FUTURE (it's a more cumbersome version of the stock event emitter), IT LOOKS SOOOOO NICE (the same theme in React looks slightly better and it's a bunch of very basic components stylized with tailwind anyway)

No, that's the same old Puff. The only other cat is the Log; different stripes, and he's currently busy being fat on what I was entitled to think was my chair.

@retoor she's being S M O L.

Puff tax for retoor. In this pic, slightly mad because I groomed her. Next time you won't shed so much fur!

@thebiochemic the alternative to Adobe rn is looking more and more like cracked Adobe

@thebiochemic there goes the gimp enthusiast.

I tried both PS and GIMP with no prior experience: one felt intuitive, the other does not. Empirical data shows this situationn happens VERY FUCKING OFTEN.

The GIMP enthusiast might want to acknowledge that yes, there is indeed a GUI problem, or defend dumb design decision just because they so happen to be used to it after years of practice. Guess which one you chose.

@retoor sometimes she bleps

I should call her

GIMP ENTHUSIAST WILL JUMP UP AND DOWN AND BE LIKE "no it's a you issue I've been using it for 24 years and never had a problem :)" OH MY GOD JUMP OFF A FUCKING BRIDGE, EVERY SEARCH HISTORY RELATED TO GIMP SHOWS TWO ENTRIES IN THIS EXACT ORDER: THE FIRST IS "PHOTOSHOP ALTERNATIVES" AND THE SECOND IS "WHERE IS FUCKING EVERYTHING"; THE THIRD IS EITHER "HOW TO UNINSTALL GIMP" OR "CRACK DEALER NEAR ME"

git contributions

could actually count

devs can't count...?

and killed me

@Jeremygrooks I saw that

@retoor I took this pic yesterday but I slightly moved the jaw while doing so and she made the displeased face because my movement changed ever so slightly the direction of her whiskers

reading the screenshot and the comments here I had multiple bruh moments

Jumping off the 4th floor is more appealing than touching anything Laravel related, unless I'm allowed to cleanse it in the process.

@jestdotty someone built the project with dependency vX.Y.Z, that's what you download.

Then a vulnerability is discovered later and a patch is released, you download the project and install the dependencies the project is supposed to run with.

NPM realizes some of those dependencies have vulnerabilities, shows you a warning.

But NPM is not going to change your project by its own will and risk breaking behavior you have already accounted for; updating dependencies is always a risk and it's something you consciously decide, not something that just so happens out of nowhere.

If you sell software on premise some calls are unavoidable.

npm is very trigger happy when it comes about warnings. Run npm audit fix if it bothers you, or ignore them otherwise.

@Lensflare GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE, YES IT WAS ME AND I'M POINTING FINGERS AT MYSELF, IT'S FUNNY UNTIL I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE JOKE.

My sweet summer child.

> hotdogs

> choking hazard

You... you know you're supposed to chew them, r-right...?

I use Pinia for state management, it's slightly more sensible I think.

@retoor she was loafing on me, I forcefully woke her up for a photo. Momentarily not thrilled, but overall vibing hard.

One day I'll find out the smartass coming up with smart quotes and I'll desecrate their grave