If people want to learn JavaScript in a way that really helps other than learning react, the solution is to take every popular thing that people use jQuery for and figure out the vanilla equivalent.

I'm going through this now and it's hard, uses way more lines, but I can feel comfortable that I don't need to depend on anything anymore.

WordPress is great.

Mfw

Mines 4:20

2 years from now, CSS will have that ability and you'll eat your words, you'll see!

Guys, I WordPress, that makes me an expert PHP developer!

People don't quit their jobs. They quit their managers.

Have you heard of updog?

"hey Dev. Just wanted to let you know about that thing."

@nrlhq that is the best joke I've ever heard.

At least 2 of those questions are super inappropriate. Lol

Too much implication

Just make an app about covfefe and you're set

"kind of like Facebook, linkedin, spacejam and doom rolled into one"

@bljj77 me too thanks.

An option that gets progressively worse. Sounds good to me!

When the client asks "why are we using https? Isn't that slower? I need my e-commerce site to be fast!"

My boss wants to deploy on Friday afternoon, wants it done yesterday and wants it to work. I can't afford to try anything other than jquery and it's stagnated my growth.

Have two separate phones. One for work (make them give you this one!) Which you use to test things and handle work related matters, And the your personal one that you turn to silent during work hours.

I have a CS degree and did an unpaid internship for a few months. Got treated like dirt but had a chance to work on live code and work in a bunch of areas. As soon as I figured my interests (web dev), I left and joined a digital marketing company where I make websites.

When you realise we will put a man on Mars before half life 3.

Oh no

"I just made this awesome framework. 2 bytes, replaces jquery and also lets you declare emojis. Also makes coffee and plants trees in the Amazon."

1. Fuck Forbes
2. uBlock origin for life!

Hey I have that too. And my colleagues are not even Devs! I get to be a web developer, account manager, data analyst, SEO, designer and IT support, while only being paid for one!

Client: "how do I get my featured image to show on the post"
Me: "get_the_thumbnail();"
Client: "I don't have my clipper with me right now. You're not answering my question. What am I paying you for?"

I earn money to pay my rent and food. I also don't take payments unless I'm sure the client is okay with the work. If they want to cancel the work, they don't get a refund because they already approved the work.

"sure I'll change the picture for you. I'll get your invoice sent to you first thing tomorrow morning"

<marquee>kill me</marquee>

Don't worry about chrome. Just go straight to ultron!