Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?

Because she will “let it go, let it go.”

How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

How do you get a squirrel to like you?

Act like a nut.

What time is it when the clock strikes 13?

Time to get a new clock.

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A stick

What do you call a fish without eyes?

Fsh

What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats

How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

How Did The Samoan Climb The Tree? He Didn’t. He Scared The Limbs Out Of It.

If I ever go missing, you should put my picture on beer rather than milk bottles. This way, my friends will find me faster.

“Have you got anything to drink?”

“Water.”

“I meant something harder?”

“Ice.

Senior developer :: So, how's the work for maintaining the code base going.

Me(Intern) :: It's pretty easy because I have treasure

Senior developer :: what treasure ??

Me(intern) :: Stack Overflow.

Senior developer be like

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!

Why can't a leopard hide?

Because he's always spotted.

My Friend :: How can you tell it's a dogwood tree?

Me :: Because it will bark.

Can February March? No, but April May!

How do lawyers say goodbye?

We'll be suing ya!

I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad!

What's an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard? The space bar.

Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.

Teacher to student: convert this active voice into passive voice: “I made a mistake”.
Student: “I was made by mistake”

Why is teacher wearing the sunglasses in her classroom?

Because her students are so bright

Everyone has two brains : left brain and right brain.

But your left brain has nothing right and your right brain has nothing left

Me :: How do you know the difference between snowman and snow woman?

My Friend :: I don't know.

Me :: The difference is snowballs.

Why did the man throw the butter out the window? He wanted to see the butterfly.

My Friend(Non-Developer) :: What you guys do in work??

Me(Developer) :: procrastinate

Only developers know this.👩‍💻👨‍💻

The feeling when your code runs, but you don't know how😵

Fun fact: the word “short” is longer than the word “long”

I remember seeing a funny comment, but then they put, “Edit: Thanks for the likes!” Which then makes the comment unfunny