I literally had a teacher tell me my wifi speed is probably worse because my screen is bigger than their dinky phone screen.

People don't make sense.

That tape drive... mmm I want

This is why I gave my family a leisurely bandwidth cap/reserve of 16Mbit/s, to this day they haven't noticed.

@DLMousey wouldn't that go against the definition of a vacuum?

Clean atmosphere with decent lighting is a must. Not having the flu helps too, though. Beyond that, I'd say around 4 hours after I wake up I'm most productive, regardless of what time of day that happens to be.

People hate Java that much? Honestly it seems like one of the most appealing languages to me, behind Python and Elixir.

At least your dotfiles didn't get hurt.

OnePlus 2 @ Lineage 14.1

I've been having this reproducible human error problem with i3 where I move the mouse to another monitor before my ctrl-c is detected and proceed to send whatever is on my clipboard to whoever is unfortunate enough to be chatting with me on Discord at that moment.

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Got my laptop taken away from me once at school for opening uxterm, so can definitely relate. Next day: black text on a white background, nobody bats an eye.

People are fucked up.

That moment when the magic smoke comes out but nothing breaks.

@Michelle how do you manage 30? I can barely get past 16 characters before my muscle memory dies.

Couldn't agree more. I was actually considering getting one of those rubber keyboards just for this.

@Linux hmm, I found a regular old one on Gandi for €600. Even $260 is way too much for a domain though.

@Linux €600+ a year?! Who lets this happen...

And I thought my .io was expensive...

In retrospect, I really fucked this up.

git reset --hard

meet local girls in low earth orbit tonight!

@Krokoklemme it's there, it just has the same color as the background because no one bothered to switch out the stylesheets

Obligatory https://xkcd.com/570

I can drink it as is, but a sugar cube is very much appreciated.

Germany has something much worse. Due to the accent key on keyboards, people will use it instead of the apostrophe and end up typing massive full-width would-be apostrophes.

Globals FTW

/etc/network/interfaces is even worse.

Yeah, that's why I stopped using Dashlane. The client just soaks up *so* much memory.

GitHub releases are always super slow for me, which is why I always use 16 connections on aria2c to get anything from there. Just the way things are :/

Twitch API?

Poetry at its finest.