Best part of being a developer...

let you = {
developer: true,
coffee: 9001,
sweatpantsOn: true,
makeCoolShit: function() {
// TODO: make cool shit here
}
};

while(you.coffee > 9000 && you.developer && you.sweatpantsOn) {
you.makeCoolShit();
}

The amount of times i go to the toilet and solve a code problem whilst there...

I think all offices should just have toilets for chairs.

* Start maintaining/upgrading new project at work
* Read book on best practices for the framework
* quickly realise all the "don't do this" parts of the examples in the book is EXACTLY how everything in the project is done
* cry self to sleep