Is just mine or every project manager thinks that developers are magicians and can actually develop stuff in a very unrealistic timeline.?

Vim ftw ❤

Oh yeah, we are starting a new project

Finally, a use for older MacBooks.

You get to build some cool stuff.

You can make good money with your hobby.

Finding a job without asking.

npm install yarn

I feel guilty...

Best Part of beeing a dev is that i don't have to dress well at all, sneakers and hoodie are fine, even in meetings :-)

Reading other's code be like...

When I accidentally double tap on someone's rant.

Father: Son, you're capable of doing anything you want, you can conquer the world if you believe in your dreams.

10 years later...

Father: WTF, Python programmer? Really son?

"Sir, I fixed the recent bug"

"Great, what did you do?"

"I commented out the code that was causing it :)"

"Brilliant! You didn't forget to push the code to production, did you?"

"No Sir, I pushed it immediately"

"Marvelous! I'll arrange a promotion for you next month"

When my friend said the note 7 is the bomb, I didn't know he meant it literally.

Windows Vista supports real multitasking - it can boot and crash simultaneously. 

Windows 10 once again held my computer at ransom! When it finally came around after the update, all it really seem to do is place Edge back on my task bar. No... Bad Microsoft, I don't use or want Edge.

When you discover that new CSS animation and want to use it everywhere

First interview today. Wish me luck 😀

DevZoned!

Just come across this little gem on an 8 year old website :(

heavy Breathing
#chrome

Using Eclipse for java programming.
My program doesn't work... No errors, no warnings, the logic seems good.
A couple of hours of debugging later still nothing.
I close it and open it again, it works, thanks Eclipse.

When you are a regular at a coffeeshop and you ask for a refill, but, the extra nice barista gives you a free, on-the-house, lattee as a Coffe Day gesture :)

I18n is short for internationalization because there is 18 letters between I and the last n. I love the laziness of developers.

One day my mum got a call from a man claiming to be from Microsoft. He said there is something wrong with the computer and tried to make her install TeamViewer to "fix" it, but my mum didn't manage to install it for several hours until he gave up.
Sometimes knowing even less can save your PC.

My mother just referred to my external hdd bay as a computer toaster...

Talk about optimization

I just cringed heavily when my girlfriend pulled out a LAN cable without pressing the safety clip thingy

When designers get the praise for a well running app, it's like waiters and waitresses getting the tip for a very good meal.

Evening: I have no idea how to do it, 4 hours of programming are just wasted.

Morning: Oh, I changed couple lines in yesterday code and everything is perfect now.