@wojtek322 isn't that the plot of a rick&morty episode?

Reccomended by a friend who was working there, the "interview" was 2 paid weeks of working for them

Stop ad spamming nobody cares

Boooooo

Ofc, you wouldn't want mark to miss any of the data he may collect, would you

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Goddamn every day i hate apple more and more, there's no scummier company

"Beratungsresistent"

@MammaNeedHummus well 6 years later and i still need engine oil to function properly so i guess i'm ferrari f1 engine 🤷‍♂️

@cafecortado i need a standing desk and a kickable or stompable one

While i hate most apple things, i have to agree mac is good for dev work
EXCEPT whenever i put my headphones, they send the play signal, crapple music opens. I do not use it. Searched for a whole day how to disable, no success. Ended up writing the "fuckoff" script which grabs pidof music and kills it 10 times per second.
Seriously.
Fuck off.

@b2plane sounds like you deserved being ghosted then

Oh those are so much fun
Also so therapeutic when the code just doeSN'T FUCKING WORK
I literally used mine until the chip inside broke in half

@Demolishun threeth

When you do meth instead of math

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@lorentz because apple can't abide to a standard unless they get fined to hell and back

They need to feel special, just like their users

Gen z humor

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What do you all mean, supercharger is a way of pushing more air into the cylinders and, unlike turbochargers, it uses the engine to rotate and generate pressure in the intake manifold, rather than the exhaust gases

Ok isaac asimov

My first thought was "lmao"
My second thought was "nice ad"

So i guess lmao, nice ad

Figma balls ha gottem

*runtime error

I HATE PROGRAMMING

@Sid2006 so if we've all done it does it still count as weird?

@Lensflare i would have preffered not to read that, holy shit what a bitter and sad person.

@thebiochemic yikes

@ostream THEY TEWK EWR JEBS

Least shitty version of mark zucc