@snaz What I am *not* ok with is shipping software that has *known* bugs that lead to data corruption and total site failure - especially when the licensing and support contract has significantly more zeros than my paycheck.

I MADE THE LIST!!!!! (#815)

It's not my password, it's my name.

Dunno @lotd I was drowning in buzzwords and couldn't keep up with the workstreams. Apparently "flat is the new Up."

Your pain. I feel it.

I give him full points. I've asked the same thing of systems engineers with 3+ years of experience and get blank stares.

WANT!!!

@RStrydom It affects you when you sell. Would you rather have 500 shares to sell or 1000?

Just stick to writing good code.

Android Pay = 5 mb download
Samsung Pay = 53 mb download

Most of the time, the info is in Jira or Confluence, so that doesn't apply.

But there is one for telnet!

Fucking hell.

That's not a mullet.

Do you really think it's going to be any different in any other profession? Two things:
- grow a thicker skin.
- get back on that horse and whip it like a rented mule.

This is your life. Take charge.

Some duct tape and WD-40 and it'll be fine.