real dev - I can't grow a beard. How can I be a real dev? - devRant

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helloworld

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Just don't wash and eat plenty of pizza... to continue the stereotype.
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yellow-dog

44105

8y

@helloworld Hey thats rude!

I dont like pizza
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alyx

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8y

Plenty of us can't grow beards. Don't sweat it.
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tamar

180

8y

Me neither. Didn't know it's necessary. 😱
4

nikolatesla

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8y

Atleast we all can grow armpit hair.
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nikola1402

541

8y

Armpit hair/pubes + glue. Works for me
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DarthVader

550

8y

Did you try sudo?
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arcadesdude

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8y

Glasses and pocket protector. Maybe a lab coat if desired. Start calling yourself a "doctor" and never explain things in simple terms. Do dev stuff and poof you're a dev.
2

arnyek

557

8y

don't worry, for 2-3 years, I also couldn't grow a beard, now I have a fancy one
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yellow-dog

44105

8y

@JerreMuesli wait, everyone needs a beard?
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yusijs

1250

8y

Get a santa costume?
2

gedankennebel

2354

8y

@nikola1402 the fuck is wrong with you?
4

Stoner

722

8y

Just stick to writing good code.
2

jpichardo

7354

8y

@alyx @tamar as long as you have a bearded hearth everything is fine
9

hughsheehy

9

8y

Ada couldn't grow a beard either. And she was first.
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BinaryByter

8740

8y

I am thirteen. Im starting to grow a beard
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GrecianGoddess

682

8y

I could probably grow a glorious beard if I quit trying to wax it off.
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AllenII

1619

8y

@alyx dont why this is funny coming from a female XD

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