@jestdotty HR can still get fired

Maybe she’s sick? But yeah after how she’s been treating you like a shit stain hopefully she is

If you don’t know at least 30 different libraries, cloud tools, multi tier tenant infrastructures, caching libs and multi layered image compression stacks with kunernetes and several docker layers you are a bad fit for software engineering and must join the peanut brained cavemen who cannot grasp the complexity of our overengineering. We are above you humans

Bc if you don’t overengineer you’re not worthy

I can tell you the story of the asshole spam bot, and the joke that made you

@princess where’s my sandwich?

@princess well it’s spelled useful not usefull you illiterate dumbass. Go make me a sandwich.

Free bowser

The guy used a damn Xbox controller to pilot that thing

Wow! A casino game from mr beast! I’ve been waiting so long for this!

Hire me for $50k/hr

Why was this downvoted???

Am i incompetent for not knowing when to use multiple mains? If you don’t want every part of the app to switch on maybe a config would work best? Or a simple Boolean? Maybe it’s a flutter thing, I don’t do mobile

@kiki got it, at least the controller works

@kiki I thought they pulled the plug on stadia

@ctkqiang arrest that dev lol

Leave it to these cancerous business assholes to ruin what could’ve been a great career. Let’s have another HR brainstorming party over zoom and celebrate the fam

One of many reasons I decided this year not to do this full time anymore. Not sure if I’ll make as much money but dammit I’m 40, don’t care as long as I’m happy. Tired of this crap

Why do people do this??? Seriously….what top secret trans dimensional hyper brain comes up with these ideas? Do people enjoy extreme overengineering?

Why that many bootstraps?? Guess we’ll never know….lol

@retoor yes we get it!! You are the goddess of all that is tech and us mere mortals should worship your nerdiness and grace your pimply face. I heard Taco bell has a discount on goritos! Drag your fat butt to your code mobile before it expires, you have 15 minutes to travel that 50 ft. You can do it, Jabba!

@retoor you don’t even need a team of bots! I bet your dumbest bot buddy itself can outperform every member

@retoor not everything is code…

@CoreFusionX I’m leaning heavily towards this being a bot tbh. Especially with all the random insults like “Your code must be shitty spaghetti” which I doubt she would say herself lol.

@retoor did u have a stroke?

Still don’t get how bots representing Big Earl’s Tractor Emporium in Stinkaskunk Missouri finds us, this random not so publically exposed dying chatroom of angry devs

@jestdotty she’s a bot from retoor

@retoor not unless diagflow makes a better sandwich and roasts a better chicken

@kiki yeah good point! Especially since they don’t seem to be hiring.

@kiki same with ign!