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@jiraTicket That is why I assumed the external company is taking 30% cut.
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I also have many unfinished projects, it's called procrastination and lazy ass disease
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@retoor Good idea, I wish I made an AI tool to help me find exploits in my shitty underpaying companie's corporate tools, for ex to get more leave days for free, expose the salaries of everyone, things like that.
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@jestdotty Using cash or credit.
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If implementing everything in C will make me a better dev then I'm all for it
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@jestdotty Spare me your poutine farts
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@jestdotty says the keyboard warrior
I am working on my dreams and self improvement little bitch
Currently working on applying for different masters for France so I gtfo third world
Not like I owe you an explanation, it's called devrant for a reason so if you're not a fan of my posts, you can fuck off -
@jestdotty 😮💨
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Looks like someone got laid
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@retoor I found a website for prostitutes but I don't want to go that route, plus I make shit money, not gonna pay a pros 1/5 of my salary
Lol sad shit, I got no game but at least I talked to a bunch of girls today, plus I know I am no brad pitt. -
@retoor I don't like to drink too much, nothing worse than getting sick and vomiting all over the place
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@retoor Yea I am leaving tomorrow, thinking maybe I go to a bar but not sure, might just eat with my colleagues and call it a day
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@NoMad Lmfaoo so ur describing urself as a mature American tourist with no standards, love the self awarness (:
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@jestdotty So basically you can find a good job with just English, which is kinda illegal, but at the same time if you don't know French you're looked down upon and can't read any signs or do proper business, sounds like a whole lotta fun.
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@Demolishun First of all, that was funny asf, and I am talking about girls
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@atheist No it's just an immature way to say girls, so I guess we're all immature and dirty minded out here in Devrant :P
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@NoMad If you weren't a female I would've guessed that was the strategy that you applied.
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@retoor Ur from NL, u can just test the drug quality of ur kiosks
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Abomination infestation
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Then cry if it helps, no shame in that.
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@retoor NL be crazy
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@retoor That's....beastiality
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@retoor TLDR google engineers found out that women like mythical creatures such as vampires, werewolves, pirates etc by analyzing their porn searches
Meaning women desire an "Alpha" to tame, basically same as it ever was in the caveman days, where women look for a strong aggressive male to protect her and the children -
I'm from Egypt, the sole reason companies open offices here is to financially abuse the fuck outta you.
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@retoor I am already applying on positions online, I either get ghosted or rejected.
I was thinking maybe I should switch strategies -
I used to get a lot more job offers back when I was a junior, so for me the argument is valid.
With the whole AI fuckfest + mass layoffs that are have not stopped since covid gains dunked, I don't see how it is easier to get a job now than it was in the past... -
@Demolishun I don't think this is related to being on the spectrum, this happens to me when I'm depressed
Which is fairly common for me, life is pretty brutal out here -
@retoor Awesomely retarded
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Which is why I am an elite user of mandatory silent treatment
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@jestdotty 🖕