Dude just use your mums credit card

@retoor And then go around to making your own AI powered by a chain of old laptops

Congratulations!,
Also keep an eye on her, else she might...well somebody used that joke already so nvm

@retoor Fine, I wanna sit on my ass working from home, there you have it.

edit: typo

@antigermanist No Egyptian, looking for a Devops job

But anything above garbage tier will do, my def of garbage tier are no skills tedious jobs like truck driver, farmer, welder etc

@netikras Lol I didn't either, I just went for it

@retoor My company is so generous that they provide us with tea bags and sugar, legends.

@Demolishun You win the internet for today

@retoor Did you make another account? also yeah I got rejected from a job in Hungary after some ridiculous Aptitude tests so I'm pretty bummed out..

I started skipping multiple meetings I thought are not worth my time, actually helped me become more productive by focusing on completing my tasks instead of listening to process this process that.

genmaicha? yoga teabags? da fuck is that rainbow drink shit.

Beep bop.

Here's my tip ======D

Ok ok enough silly jokes, my real tip: "ability to speak German"

You're welcome.

Code theft

@jiraTicket That is why I assumed the external company is taking 30% cut.

I also have many unfinished projects, it's called procrastination and lazy ass disease

@retoor Good idea, I wish I made an AI tool to help me find exploits in my shitty underpaying companie's corporate tools, for ex to get more leave days for free, expose the salaries of everyone, things like that.

@jestdotty Using cash or credit.

If implementing everything in C will make me a better dev then I'm all for it

@jestdotty Spare me your poutine farts

@jestdotty says the keyboard warrior

I am working on my dreams and self improvement little bitch

Currently working on applying for different masters for France so I gtfo third world

Not like I owe you an explanation, it's called devrant for a reason so if you're not a fan of my posts, you can fuck off

@jestdotty 😮‍💨

Looks like someone got laid

@retoor I found a website for prostitutes but I don't want to go that route, plus I make shit money, not gonna pay a pros 1/5 of my salary

Lol sad shit, I got no game but at least I talked to a bunch of girls today, plus I know I am no brad pitt.

@retoor I don't like to drink too much, nothing worse than getting sick and vomiting all over the place

@retoor Yea I am leaving tomorrow, thinking maybe I go to a bar but not sure, might just eat with my colleagues and call it a day

@NoMad Lmfaoo so ur describing urself as a mature American tourist with no standards, love the self awarness (:

@jestdotty So basically you can find a good job with just English, which is kinda illegal, but at the same time if you don't know French you're looked down upon and can't read any signs or do proper business, sounds like a whole lotta fun.

@Demolishun First of all, that was funny asf, and I am talking about girls

The ladyfolk to be precise :P

@atheist No it's just an immature way to say girls, so I guess we're all immature and dirty minded out here in Devrant :P