When the customer says that he knows how to write the code.
(BTW it's real)

I give you the evolution of every language and web technology standard

This gave me a good laugh. 😁

Wouldn't let me upload the entire image so I cropped it. Here's the link to the whole thing.

https://toggl.com/worst-client-type...

CubeDrone nails it. I don't think I've ever seen even a medium priority task in this company

Who else think this is awesome

stop the wizard!

Me: 1 is something, 0 is nothing, NULL is the absence of things
JuniorDev: wut
Me: You've got pizza in a box, that's 1. If there's no pizza in the box, that's 0. If there's no pizza and no box, that's NULL.
JuniorDev: OOH so there's no object to reference if I ask for a slice!
Me: *small tear*

Always explain things in terms of pizza. Always.