Yay! (What do you mean I need 6 characters!)

A meeting about the next meeting about the next...

Bless whoever came up with Scrum! Now when the PO requests a change from me, I get to tell him: "please refer to the scrum master and discuss potentially adding your suggestions into the backlog items for the next sprint."

There's beta puns out there.

Codin' on Codeine

LEAN

Rack City Bitch

Today was a rainy day...
So some of my colleagues got moody, the others got motivated...
And me , well i got fucking wet because i forgot that damn umbrella again.

Wrote JavaScript today and it didn't work in chrome and Firefox but it worked fine in IE...I instantly knew I did something wrong.

Managers in a nutshell.... 😑😑

Worst meeting I've been in?

The one where I was told by my lead and the senior that my new colleagues were having trouble speaking to me because I'm a "strong, independent woman" and that I need to make sure I don't scare them when I approach them.

-_-

Meeting for reducing the number of meetings...

Wearing neck ties wears me out.

I seriously don't see the point of IT department having to wear ties...