People scheduling 15 minutes meetings back-to-back on opposite sides of the building then asking me why I'm 10 minutes late.

Q: How did the developer ask their partner to leave them alone?

A: They inserted an  

Python Dev Learning C#: I'll just wait until I run the program to see what type the function returns.
Me: Static typing means you know that before the code even compiles!
Python Dev: Sometimes I forget that all functions explicitly say what they can return.

git pull valentine
git rebase you --onto me
git commit my-love