@cjbatz @K4YT3X

Programming is srs bizness yo.

Not to burst your bubble, but it's actually better to name it more meaningfully, rather than doing this unnecessary jokes.

Unless it's a solo project, then you can name it anything so long as only you're the one that work on it.

At least now I can use this as an excuse:

Client: "Hey, I can't view this photo in full-screen mode."

Me: "Yeah, it's a very highly sophisticated technology, not even IG know how to do it."

Where's lootboxes when you need it?

You description of its initial state make it sounds like this is a stolen laptop and your neighbour planted the crime evidence onto you.

@JoshBent

"Sacrificing free time and effort outside of work to contribute onto open-source projects" is amazing.

"Working" is not amazing.

It is an amazing job tho, $3500 per month just to have maximum 56 contributions per day on Github? I would like to have that job too.

@JoshBent

Oops, I missed the double-quote in the post. But the fact that it's not voluntary is kind of undermining the "amazing" part.

@mjones44

Pffft, who still use TurboTax in 2018? We use it to run something better, something "hipster", like VM-contained Arch Linux with vim as GUI.

@mjones44

We do, the blockchain that we used are created by quantum machine learning AI and powered by AWS. It make our coffee twice as fast than our new slav.... I mean our new intern.

Does maintaining them part of your job? Or voluntarily?

Yes, I recommend you to use blockchain especially in your testing. We created our own next-gen JS test automation framework using blockchain so we can cross-integrate with our noSQL DB for optimized bitcoin mining.

*channeling luck via ++*

@c3ypt1c

Pffft, amateur.

You're supposed to LAY on the desk while answering, that way you won't hurt your back and your eye.

Does coding in notepad count?

What website is that?

You aren't using Shopify or Squarespace, are you?

I'm glad all of you're talking about a more interesting topic like numbering of floors in building.

I would argue that code quality and code functionality doesn't actually need to be exclusive towards one another, it is simply we're forced to ignore our code quality due to external constraints, or simply poor discipline.

So, we're essentially watching everyone in Apple raping Steve Jobs's legacy?

What if I said I'm a "front-end developer" or "UX specialist"?

Hah! Jokes on you, they don't have balls!

@Linux Yeah, that's why I use Windows, so I can blame all of its problems on Microsoft themselves rather than having the blame kicked around like that.

Make a blockchain out of it?

I am utterly, "utterly!" disappointed that there's no pictures of a robot sitting in front of a computer learning.

@antic

It is human nature to bend nature (hardware) to suit their own benefits (software).

Cat never forgive you, even if it never met you for the rest of its life.

I find that post-it note (you know, those small sticky note) is good in organizing and saving code.

Wrote all your code in those notes, when you wrote a new one, you can just paste it in-between the relevant notes.

@C0D4 No, I'm that guy who do inline CSS styling instead of using pre-defined classes. :D

@Alice Thank you, guess I'm out of luck. :(

@C0D4 Oh, it's only available for devRant app? I'm only using the website. :\

@Alice On that specific rant, although I'm not quite sure what do you mean by "in general" :p