I don't like you anymore.

Hello.

throw some bombs to the failops guys, they are POS's

yay em dnatsrednu nac enoyreve ,hsiresrever si klat i lla

@Lensflare I've been wondering why people at parties doesn't understand me nor my jokes. Maybe you do...

Our corp company doesn't even care about certs and won't get extra $$$. Even if you do have a cert, it doesn't mean you have hands-on experience.

We hired a dev with a list of all nice certs (docker, kubernetes, ansible, python, rhcsa), but it took him 3 months to get used to our environment. And he asked for help every week about basic docker stuff. Oh boy.... and he has a smooth mouth, and spitted candy to our manager.

@thebiochemic enterprise scripts are never prettified and organized

It's a Piece Of Edible Spaghetti

@retoor please don't fuck me vossie, i'm a 8 year old kiddo

*screams and run away with a lollypop in my hand*

I would call it: PEBKAC

@TheBeardedOne

Piece Of Erratic Shit

I bought my Nintendo DSi in Japan, before the release in Europe. My friends thought it was fake, because they never heard of it.

I have black with blue silicone case and blue/purple hard case.

also in Dutch

I use "poep" all the time in my code for testing purposes.

for donations, the baskets needs to be filled

Stalk him, follow him to the toilet, stand next to him and ask what his hobbies are.

use q10

Dear devRanters, no one wants to hire you because you complain too much. Please go to devFix dot com for awesome people (solution finders).

@iamabot let's go! Say yes to the free food.

@retoor never heard of ribhouse texas. I only know "de beren" for unlimited ribs. Maybe I should go there, because I moved to the 'east side' recently.

offtopic: action sale: noise cancelling headset of fresh n rebel starting from wednesday for 16E :-)

@retoor but was the food delicious? Or was it just "bitterballen with some fries" I'm down for free food!

because the manager asked to give a report of the amount of lines committed to git

+100000000000000000000000 added

-10 deleted

development or operations

please pick your side

Invite me please, I want free food.

Keep being busy with work, then think about it while driving home.

cosplay please

#!/bin/bash

cat << EOF

hello

world

hello

huge shit

EOF

@netikras my precious fooooood, my precious

@tosensei not here, they copy paste powerpoints and draw circles all day

the underlings has to fix their shit to make things work

higher ups earning big money by making powerpoints all day, while almost-the-same powerpoint already exists in another team. The neverending reinventing the wheel in corp life.

> Our DevOps guy knows how to solve it but nobody asked him and he cannot be arsed.

Sounds like me! When I joined this team, I always said something, like how to fix it and gave suggestions without being asked. Nobody seems to care and now never asked me to solve the problem. Instead, they asked the other colleague who touched the product but has little knowledge.

I don't care anymore, screw them. I'd rather stay quiet because I don't look like a trustworthy person.

make an newly built webbie (last year) responsive........... fucking noobs didnt do it right from the beginning