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The never ending cycle 😩

Found this line in code that's been in prod for 10 years

"int kak = object.getValue()"

There is no contextual reason for it to be called kak, which means shit in Afrikaans

Okay so, tomorrow is my company's annual dinner. Ofc I am just going for food ....duh ! I don't know anyone from the company as I am a remote worker. Also I am introvert.. but ughhh food always comes in the way....

Why do some devs who work for corpos have a superiority complex?

“Oh I cannot imagine working on a small team of 3 people (2 devs, 1 designer) on a website”, saying it like if he was disgusted. “The team I work in has 40 people”, with a hint of superiority in his voice.

Bro, chill for a moment, it ain’t a race to the top.

Ugh, meetings - the productivity vacuum of corporate life. Like who's got time for those never-ending discussions and PowerPoint slogs. 🙄💼

My company employed a new back-end guy from a random country in Africa (our first non-european). After firing the internal IT guy a year ago, they have now noticed that he has fully protected our company from login attempts outside of europe. The replacement has no idea how to revert it and honestly is not an system administrator.

Our DevOps guy knows how to solve it but nobody asked him and he cannot be arsed.

What is a nerd according to you?

Reddit-where everyone is better than you and you’re below average in everything you do.

OMG didn’t take adhd meds today, brain is going crazy. So many things I should be doing but can’t decide which bc I’m mentally pulled in a million directions

Can’t stop laughing at be word “chocolate muffle” 🤣🤣!! OMG IM fucking DYING

Some of yall really need to learn git and learn how to communicate with other people and fucking be considerate human beings who are not fucking all leaches off society but goddamnit we can’t have nice things. All it’s gotta be is ruthless assholes in this industry I’m fucking so done I hate everyone in dev and I want out I FUCKING WANT OUT PLEASE GOD KILL ME

Big boss: Last year we had much more revenue and profits than our expectations, and this success is thanks to all of you. Thank you! You made an excellent work! Impressive!
Some employee: Can we all get a raise?
Big boss: Wtf that question again? No way!

Man, I love Postgres, but one thing I hate about it is its naming scheme.

As far as I know, there is... None.

So I'm always left wondering how certain configuration directives referring to Postgres will be written down as.

Pick your favorite:
Postgres
PostgreSQL
Psql
PgSQL

And maybe more...

Or is there a naming scheme / system I'm not aware of?

I download YouTube videos just to watch them on a clean user interface without distracting advertisements and suggested videos.

Losing track of date and time coz of them kids

you don't need a cms for everything. just use md and git instead of coding unmaintainable plugins for cms that stop working after upgrading to the next major version

Don't bug your backend engineers please ... just give us what we really want!

I used to hate writing tests, surprisingly now I’m kinda enjoying it this time.

Six weeks without nicotine

Somehow I find NOT working much more exhausting than working.

By "not working" I mean being blocked for days/weeks by procedural, technical or communication stuff (peeps I depend on are busy with other HI-prio tasks, waiting for approvals, etc.), where I have to keep on pinging them for updates, monitoring comms channels for news, finding smth to do to justify for the clients the 8 hours I bill them for.

Just let the man work alright!!! GIMME WORK!!!!

Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?
Their ancestors are vi-kings.

Code Refactoring is an eternal pain

Why it's easier to program at midnight

Freedom is so fucking beautiful 🙌🏾

I did an coding assignment for a new job... Now they are asking for more code to judge.

Cmon, just change your coding assignment to be enough to judge it...

Fun fact: “zip folder” in the UK locale of Windows is called “postcode file”.

The writer must have laughed so hard writing this. @TheBeardedOne can you understand this?

A "hotfix" that also includes new features

Lost my auntie to a very long cancer battle.

There is a long list of people that I would've rather died than her.

Why don't workplaces have a category of leave for "literally dying inside"?