Memes are the lowest form of humor.

@D3add3d I mean, it was just JDK 1.8. The Eclipse install survived. I ended up having to add vmoptions to the command line for ignoring trailing slashes.

@D3add3d it ended up being a JDK update that software services pushed the night before.

Oh goody. More primadonna high school programmers who think all of their teachers are “hurr durr so stupid”. Let me guess, you saw some code in a book once and now you think you’re a developer? Sure is summer in here.

@JoshBent that’s Windows 7 actually. It’s a work workstation.

I am using Gradle for my dependency management. It has been a nightmare with IntelliJ.

@FunkDelegate that was the joke (wanky wanky motion)

More cores only help so much depending on the application.

Video rendering. Great.
Multitasking. Awesome.
Gaming. Diminishing returns.

Personally I would want more efficiency and raw power over more cores.

@c3ypt1c you’d be surprised by how much your wrist hurts writing a PERL script by hand. And my wrists get plenty of working out if you catch my drift.

You can try to blame the user all you want, but if something is well designed, anyone can use it.

Don’t give a man a car with three steering wheels and a joystick, expect him to use it over a traditional car, and then call him stupid because he can’t use it. That just makes you sound like an asshole.

I had to hand write PERL on my systems exam. What are you crying about?

React-router is easy and self explanatory. Git gud.

I’ll tell you what you can kiss. Kiss your sex life goodbye. Congrats on your life destroyer you launched tho.

@Michelle it’s hard to tell sometimes :P.

Why does it bother you so much? In a sense it’s not wrong. Sure it’s a mark up language and an extension of XML, but technically it is still interpreted by a browser to display something. So in a way you are programming what her browser sees. You guys are way too young to be so jaded.

@theKarlisK I used a tool to draw the octagon too. All I had to do was give it a radius, a number of sides and position it.

@milkybarkid is it similar to 123D?

@Codex404 mine is just a Davinci Mini. It prints 6”X6”X6”. Once calibrated it does great prints. Up until now I was using stuff from thingiverse. This is my first time rendering something, since no one made the part I need for my bartop arcade cabinet.

@Codex404 I do.

@Root thank you ;_;. I still feel awful though.

If they judge you just say “did you just assume my gender?” and watch them backpedal.

Everyone has a different way of approaching studying. If it works for them, then super.

As long as they don’t call TODO’s “totos”. I would kill a man for that.

Coming up next beer versus dress socks.

Fuck Wordpress and PHP in their decrepit, decaying assholes.

I prefer the first. But that doesn’t make the latter wrong.

@vocuzi lol the classic dev excuse.

God, every time.

Except when it’s not a bug and you’ve shown the tester what they’ve done wrong 10 times already.

See if you can get your robot to take up a less damaging vice like drinking. Smoking is bad for robots.