Fuck WordPress

Every time when I have nothing to do...

Pm: '[...] So when will you set up the server its urgent'

Me: 'look buddy i applied here as a java dev, ended up doing fronted. Fine, i like js, i can do that. But then dont fucking ping me daily with server stuff what has been overcomplicated and i got no idea about, theres a backend team, ask them.'

Pm: 'you said you would do the frontend'

Me: 'yeah that doesnt contradict a word i said'

Pm: 'you took responsibility, fix it'

Me: '?????? THATS WHAT IM SAYING YOU FUCKFACE COCKSUCKER ASSHOLE THAT I DIDNT AND I WONT, FUCK A HORSE'

I know that feeling, kid...

iMac pro now available.

Open the website, look at the price, laugh out loud, close website.

Son: Dad why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Because your Mom loves roses! Son: Thanks dad!
Dad: No problem, vue.js

My map generator(rewritten in swift) produced its finest continent... after 40 minutes...

Just found devrant. Best thing that happened this week.

My mom's laptop is always on 80-90% CPU even in idle and it is obviously hella slow and I am the one who has to work with it usually (since my mom is too afraid to use any kind of technology and can't remember any of her passwords), I tried to solve it but I came to the conclusion that the problem is probably Windows 10 itself. Okay, the hardware is bad too but still.

I started thinking about installing Linux on it, but It's not my laptop and I do not want to mess it up and I never did it before.

This + 🙄

If you wonna be a hacker you know

You might have noticed a pattern in my rants

Always take the challenge.

Didn't know front end - took tasks that were front end oriented, took me longer but I learned.

Didn't know what goes on in the legacy code - took the tasks and dived right in the filth.

Fear the day the challenges will be over.

So a hosting site popped saying here is some discount. I inspected element. Found the script and got an additional 70% off.

How PHP saw the light of day

Probably a FE dev...
Source - IG

Me listening to my boss trying to explain to a client how I fixed their shit...

Client: "What's our strategy for migrating from Angular1 to Angular2?"

!Rant

So guys , there is no other place to ask this question.

I'm thinking about making a Python wrapper for the devrant API . There isn't much info on the web.

I'm really stuck guys , how do I go about doing it .

Thanks

When it takes IT a week to get you a LDAP test user...

A CMS raping WordPress so hard up the ass till there is no tomorrow. I hate that bastardized piece of fuck. “Hey I want you to fix my page and its wordpress. I pay 20 bucks.“ Well fuck you too sir. Wordpress is no cms you wanna be coders. Get back to your fucking photoshop and design something original! Every fucking wp page looks the same. Every “nice feature“ is some kind of monkeypatched workarround. No problem i set preview pictures for every post just to enable some weird slider to function.

I also love those buttfucked files with just a “require foo“ which also just requires “bar“. Drop that fuck. Implement autoloading. Nobody uses php4 anymore step into the future. “easy to learn“ fuck me and fuck you untill you vomit jizz! Clusterfucked spaghetticode thats easy, easy to put another rotten load of clusterfuck on top. Also those security features. I put an empty index.php to prevent directory traversal. N I C E! Stop using wordpress as CMS, its a blog engine. Nothing great has every been written on top of wordpress and never will. I dare you to deny everything related to it and if you are one of those designer guyd, you can gargle my jizz you fucknut!

Starting 2017 i will start a counter and rape every 10th Wordpress which gets abused as cms i encounter into oblivion on their 0,99$ webhosting shit.

Fuck this I'm so mad about that crap

Php: You don't need to be good to be famous

When you've been the new guy for a while and your colleagues ask you for help for the first time

After having a long day with no results.

When your boss asks for a web application that has drag and drop, resize, popup, fade inand out, dynamic styling and mobile compatibility but must work on IE8
You feel like:
Mission: Go to the moon
Tools: Broom's stick
Yeah i'll just pretend to be a witch and fly away

The company wants me to attend a meeting while expecting to finish coding. So i just code in a meeting pretending i was taking down notes.

"Im a wordpress developer"

No you are a human segfault

"Python is such a hard language. It has so many rules" - Undergraduate Student who sent out mass email to the class

*Professor makes the next assignment in ARM Assembly*

#Which party are you?
- [ ] Republican Party
- [ ] Democratic Party
- [x] LAN Party

Me right now.🤔🤔