Fuck you mod_security 😠😩😰😱

We lost a weak of user submission because mod_security was silently droping form post requests.

Happy birthday Linux. Here's your cake.

My biggest mistake was that I didn't check the file extension of a uploaded file. Or more correctly forgot that I turned it off for debugging and pushed the app to production.

Somebody noticed an uploaded a hacker php script and got access to all the files on the server. Including some semi sensetive clients information.

A talk with the client that followed was not a pleasant one

This is what its called a long tail rant. It only took 23 days 🎉

On a bright side, everything in UK is 10% cheaper today than it was yesterday.

So what is going to be the next startup hub in Europe? Berlin? Paris? Dublin?

Who needs an apple logo on the back of MBP anyway.

I actually don't mind setting up the printer. What I do mind is when they call me when the computer won't even turn on. Like I have spare power supply's just lying around.

Dude where is my car?

That moment when your non dev friends are talking about V8 engine, and it takes you a few moments to realize they are talking about cars.

When you've spent hours debugging a problem of session not being saved and there is no error. And then you find this in the code:

try{
save_session();
}catch(Exception $e){}// added by another member of the team

🙈😖🖕🏻

devRan app on iPad should really have an option for landscape use.

Fucking brew is taking forever to compile nodejs.

I emailed a client with a question if they want option A or option B for specific feature. I got a one word response. "yes."

Witch one should I implement?

We got a RFP from potential client that stated that finished product must not contain any bugs 😱😫

Back in the early 2000's when phones were barely getting smart and phone companies were charging for text messages like they were solid gold, I made a j2me app that could send SMS-es over GPRS trough a website that was offering free SMS-es. That way you could send 10 SMS-es for the price of one.

The app got some traction in my country. At the time ICQ website also had an option for sending free SMS-es. So I made an international version witch got featured on some blogs. But then within a week I got a cease and desist email from AOL lawyers. So that was the end of that.

This is not going to end good 😱

My router just reset it self to the factory settings 😟🔫

The 5 stages of debugging:

1. What?
2. Why?
3. How?
4. Impossible.
5. Oh.

So you launched a new app/website. And you can't enjoj it because you expect it to break after each tap/click like it did during debugging. 😤

Still the best XKCD of all time.

When you had been reloading the page like crazy and none of the changes are registering. Then you realize that you are reloading production server instead of development one. 😖