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When the compiler has more bugs than the code you write!
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You couldn't buy more than one anyway...
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Except when your colleagues' commits are all huge and changing different stuff in different places
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Have you tried sending back the original message?
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Linux from scratch: http://www.linuxfromscratch.org/
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What if you find a bug in the code?
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Try here: https://what-if.xkcd.com/
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Typical software engineering for Italian administration...
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Human kind
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@Krokoklemme legacy code :_(
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@Krokoklemme Actually I need a C++ compiler that does that...
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Not even a REM instruction? That's bad practice!
Also the indentation of the GOTO is too deep.
And BTW, I agree with @nbamaral, I don't remember indentation in basic programs in the 80s! -
Why would they? They already have it!
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That's just 10 satisfied users, white space means different word (or number in this case)
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Why would a programmer wear a html t-shirt? Go fix his printer!
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https://xkcd.com/838/
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Or you can save a lot of money and buy a different phone...
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Marry her...
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Where's the "pee in your pants" option? Sometimes you really cannot leave the keyboard...
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@SpencerBeige no, I mean any piece of code referenced on any scientific article... Scratch is not that bad.
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Is it 10 (binary) years or just 10?
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That's not completely true. We also work at night because that's the only time of the day when you don't get interrupted by stupid comments and questions.
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Don't do it, you can break the Internet!!!
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@gitpush could have been even worse
If (ok = = true) {
} else if (ok == false) {
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@maltedMilk I'm definitely the last one...
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@Emphiliis that's production code that was written 10 years ago and that nobody ever had the courage to touch...