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REASONS TO HATE CHRISTMAS

everybody, please add some entries.

ima start:

-family
-church

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  • 12
    Getting ornaments stuck in your ass
  • 4
    I knew it was the kid Maxi when I saw "family" in the list
  • 3
    Not being a Christian or being an atheist.
  • 2
    Hehe I've been skipping church lately. Dressing up and going out at 6 am to just sit quietly and listen to priests is so boring. I wish they would change the story of Jesus's birth every year so it's less predictable.
  • 1
    @jsframework9000 write aframework that rewrites the story xD
  • 2
    -Spending Christmas with your extended family every year in a small village for more than 20 years
  • 4
    All restaurants are closed.

    I just realized it's Christmas Eve because I couldn't order anything for lunch...
  • 3
    - small sisters/brothers/cousines running and breaking your laptop(true story happend last year)
  • 4
    Celebrating something that happened years ago because religious people can't let go...

    Oh well, at least it usually means plenty of free food & happy albeit noisy kids.
  • 2
    Shitty internet in parents house
  • 2
    - (RAM) Prices
    Like holy fuck £94 for an 8 GiB stick of RAM
  • 3
    This whole Christmas thing is false beliefs. No where in the Bible does it say my boy, Jesus was born on the 25th. Heck Christians even know this but they still celebrate it anyway. Non Christians even celebrate. So what really is Christmas?
  • 2
    Emotionally broke, financially broke, and intellectually broke.
  • 3
    ok but i like church and family wth
  • 3
    Being home alone while all your friends are celebrating their other Christmas plans and thus spending the whole day behind your computer doing server management and programming while often feeling like absolute crap.

    Yeah that about describes my Christmas.
  • 1
    Human kind
  • 1
    @NoMad If you'd only live closer :/
  • 1
    @NoMad if anybody wants to meet a 14 yo boy, txt me. lol 😁
  • 1
    @linuxer4fun holy crap am I 8 years older than you?!
  • 0
    @linuxxx possibly dunno. 😁
  • 1
    @linuxer4fun If you're 14 then yes O_o
  • 1
    no time for dev
  • 2
    -Not being home alone for three days
    -Having to stand outside of the church for 2h in rain, staring at a closed door, listening to a drunk priest via speakers
    -All the emotional stress caused by preparations (because EVERYTHING must be perfect)
    -Constantly arguing with my family
  • 2
    @jsframework9000 they do change his death date every year
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