"This component is still using this thing which it shouldn't use." (Changing it won't reflect on the user in any way nor will it trigger a crash. It'd be nice to change it but who cares.)

"Feel free to update it."

Happy 1st birthday to low priority tech debt baby. May you grow up to have a long and fulfilling life.

Guy rage quit over someone resolve duplicating his bugs (when they were really duplicates) but he kept reopening them repeatedly so the other guy kept resolving them as such till he lost his mind on work chat. A few days later he is now casually sending an email (after being told to do so by management) to apologize but he skirted around apologizing and instead excuses himself by saying "we are all fellow autists to a certain extent."

Your ability to form a coherent sentence is a race condition.

Seniors: I wrote it like that because I had deadlines, you wrote it like that because you're a moron.

Is it that difficult to write a fucking commit message? I've told this guy 3 times and he still just commits 'dev' as a message.