Lol. So anything beyond WebKit and your stumped?

Lol. What difficulty could Safari possibly be giving you?

Company President: No one needs to be in fear of their losing their jobs! We are an essential business and COVID won’t effect us.

48 hours later

IT Director: Because of recent world events, we’ve had to make severe cuts in every department and will be letting go of the highest 2 salaries from each of those departments. So you no longer work here.

Try job hunting with Narcolepsy. It’s a whole other level.

Just read your first post. She’s a keeper man. Congrats 3000 to you both!

@Commodore <—— what this guy said

Even though I’m very much an Apple guy, those Surfaces are sexy.

@garret paying customer so I’m not gonna put them on blast. Sorry :/

@Lensflare you guys hiring?

Pursuing B?

@AlmondSauce *slow-clap* Well played.

I’d probably feel sick too if I had to deal with PHP everyday ;)

Get well

You’d be surprised.

@SukMikeHok a whole book? Damn you were really committed.

@xalys well alright then.

@xalys they didn’t deserve it. It was a courtesy.

@xalys how so?

@hash-table FACTS: if they are working in a professional dev community they probably won’t have time.

Damn. I thought introverted was a job requirement.

@M1sf3t Yeah man, that’s whack. I could see if you weren’t a paying client and the agreement was that he’d work on it as time allowed... but sounds like you were getting the shaft on that one.

So... you saying you need a new developer? I might know someone ;)

@Lyubo I tried to explain it to him like this “when someone comes in for a tattoo, do they expect you to pick out their tattoo also? Or is your job like mine, and you just bring their ideas to life?”

@heyheni well said

As suggested, I made my comment into its own rant, so I deleted it from here.

https://devrant.com/rants/1829076/...

@Stuxnet fair enough.

@1nfinite you’ll need to be more specific.

I see no less than ten bits of cringe in the screenshot. Which one are you looking for them to fix?

@segfault0xff Hell yeah! Old freckles knows what’s up! He’s the actual GOAT!

Fan boy here...

I don’t care what the product is, always let everyone else race for the first couple batches and find out what issues there might be. Once it’s calmed down and things are all ironed out, that’s the right time to buy.

Y’all don’t text message at your house?

I’m ALL about descriptive naming conventions... but this is beyond verbose.