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My brain translation:
My nano penis needs compensation.
At least one area where I can fuck.
Still only for few seconds, but... Muahahhahha -
At least some folks have the dignity to put on a suit early in the morning....
https://youtu.be/7prnY2FOxns?t=16 -
Company President: No one needs to be in fear of their losing their jobs! We are an essential business and COVID won’t effect us.
48 hours later
IT Director: Because of recent world events, we’ve had to make severe cuts in every department and will be letting go of the highest 2 salaries from each of those departments. So you no longer work here. -
This is what's known as the boy who cried wolf. Next time he says that because the server actually is down, everyone will stay asleep.
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Omg what happened? Is the server down? Are we getting a huge client? What is so urgent that it needs all of our attention right now?
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