Client: You can develop a e-commerce system for me right?

Me: Yeah sure, whats your budget?

Client: 100$ and I want a really good vps included in the price.

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No more work for inexperienced

How do you find local devs to colab with?

If (Date.isDate(5th of june) {
Me.celebrateBirthday();
}

Found this at CPH Airport 😂

Is DevRant built on swift or objective-c...... thats the real question 🖥

My first dev job was to code a minecraft plugin that was so simple but I made it sound super hard. The guy who bought it from me thought I was some professinal plugin maker so he paid me 100 swedish kronor for a plugin he could get for free ☺️

Only me?