@joas @spoiledgoods God dammit, it's bent plastic you guys. *Rolls eyes*

@spoiledgoods ;)

@gauravagarwal Too cheesy man

@justmove I don't know man. My Head's a mess. You guys Force me to rant about this stuff.

@Wackoo welcome to the real world Jimmy boy. Not everything( you think should make sense) makes sense.

@Yamemori genius!

@azous Try doing it and you'll know

@datawraith @CopyPasteCode That sucks

@BlueNutterfly soo supportive.

@DataJockey Yeah you can make it functional too.
Read about Git aliases https://git-scm.com/book/en/...

@FrodoSwaggins yeahh..

*Poopy

@FrodoSwaggins what spelling

@thesagya Well its week 200 ( a lot of time). I'll plan it in such a way so that I wouldn't get caught.

If everything fails, I'll ensure to atleast beat the shit out that idiot

@rEaL-jAsE hahahahahahashutuphahaha

@gitreflog it's a facade. DDG deliberately modified the result to a 'heads' so that I quit Google.

@Root wtf Root! Stop scaring me!

Reported for nudity

I got another one for you guys:

Disclaimer: I tried this with a different girl (who turns out to be my crush(now ex)). And because there was an audience at the scene, she didn't actually reply, but she blushed HARD.

Me: Hey, you know me? My name is Hanuor one.

She: Hi!
She: Oh
She: I'm sorry, what's the one for?

Me: Oh nothing. It's just that I'm the one for you.

Man! It was fantastic!

@Floydian @Root Well two reasons:
1. I was in shock (the situation escalated quickly)
2. I was broke af

@Floydian Yeah man. But we didn't actually went.Turns out... I chickened out.🤣

@Floydian Apparently she did.
I got lucky I guess ;)
Plus she's my colleague. So she knows a bit about me.

@Floydian Yup. Well what happened was :

Me (got excited whenI came across the fact that there are only 5 flavors as I'm a caffeine fanatic):
"Hey, do you know......of coffee"

Her(with a stupid grin): No but speaking of coffee, when are you going to have one with me.

Me(dumbstruck, i wasn't able to utter another word after that) :

@Floydian India

@Floydian My man ;)

@Floydian that's so fucking true. Probably that's why I like code more than girls.

Well FYI, I tried this and FUCK guys ...it worked :)

@AlexDeLarge
1. Got it
2. That's cute
3. Even better :)

@Alice you mean to say her heart's been already overriden?
Too bad @irene. I had a vision of you being the parent class and then I would have inherited you.

We would then have whatever number of objects you'd like :'(

@irene you just put a break statement in my for loop :(

@irene just in case to let you know in a subtle way - there isn't any woman in my life as of now who's been able to put a set of if and else checks or switch cases ;)
Lets get to know each other and fall into this infinite loop of looove.