How to ask him/her out
Dev 101
You:
Do you know there are five different flavored coffees around the world?

Your crush:
No

You:
(Recite the names of all 5)

Your crush:
Okay

You:
The question is:
When are you going to have one with me?
;)

My most successful ice breaker was walking up to a heat lamp and saying "I am a lizard."

Well FYI, I tried this and FUCK guys ...it worked :)

@notroot no we talked for 30 minutes but I was on drugs so quite blind to my luck until the next day. She turned to her friend and said él es guapo but I did not give it a single thought at the time

@Floydian I have lizards, they need heat lamps. I walked up to the human heat lamp and...

@Floydian the girl did not understand either, but her asking me what the hell I was talking about was the beginning of an enjoyable conversation

@Floydian is it really that hard to get a girl to respond? Just choke her to death and she will give her maximum to respond lmao

@Floydian was Hawkins successful in that field?

@Floydian that's so fucking true. Probably that's why I like code more than girls.

I am missing dependencies on the recite line. What package is that?

@Floydian Find introvert girls. :/

@Floydian look in different places. And yes, online.

@Floydian My man ;)

@Floydian India

@Floydian Yup. Well what happened was :

Me (got excited whenI came across the fact that there are only 5 flavors as I'm a caffeine fanatic):
"Hey, do you know......of coffee"

Her(with a stupid grin): No but speaking of coffee, when are you going to have one with me.

Me(dumbstruck, i wasn't able to utter another word after that) :

@Floydian Apparently she did.
I got lucky I guess ;)
Plus she's my colleague. So she knows a bit about me.

@Floydian Yeah man. But we didn't actually went.Turns out... I chickened out.🤣

@hanuor Bah.

@Floydian @Root Well two reasons:
1. I was in shock (the situation escalated quickly)
2. I was broke af

I got another one for you guys:

Disclaimer: I tried this with a different girl (who turns out to be my crush(now ex)). And because there was an audience at the scene, she didn't actually reply, but she blushed HARD.

Me: Hey, you know me? My name is Hanuor one.

She: Hi!
She: Oh
She: I'm sorry, what's the one for?

Me: Oh nothing. It's just that I'm the one for you.

Man! It was fantastic!

@notroot I think I scare most of them away.

@notroot A misanthropic callous intj unicorn, and impaler of idiotkind.

@Root wtf Root! Stop scaring me!

@hanuor 🦄

@Floydian @root @notroot @hanuor

What about, "on a scale of 1 to 10 you are 9 and I'm the 1 you need". Pretty common ? 🙄

@gauravagarwal That's just waking into an insult lol

@gauravagarwal Too cheesy man