got some flu shit going on, blegh

nah, immortality seems boring.

@sidthepajfuk awww the Jews owe me one.

wordpress is cancerous. :(

@sidthepajfuk yeah i'm conflicted on the inside about this.

@jestdotty or, what fuckin idiot wrote this?!

@tosensei I have to deal with people who do use it in the code I also work on.

@sidthepajfuk they're more filthy than Jews

I feel you bro.

@retoor for boilerplate it's fine, but for more complex business logic, it just makes more bugs.

@kiki Indians are worse than Jews.

gonna be blunt: what a retard.

@jestdotty sometimes I step on my hairy dog and get weirded out by this warm, fuzzy carpet next to my bed.

i moved to vim when i had to use Notepad on Windows 11.

crossfit and quit smoking weed.

@jestdotty yeah I randomly get a solution to a problem I'm struggling with staring into the fridge for a few seconds.

@retoor I fucking love C++. I am a masochist

@D-4got10-01 yeah that's why one should be emotionally detached from your work lmao.

Also, "please do help us identify areas for improvement".

Me: "this and this can be better like this and that."

Company: ignores, tickets disappear in to the black hole that is the backlog.

Cyrillic alphabet is sexy though.

I hate Angular.

Apparently suicide rates among software developers are quite high. I understand why...

And we'd have this absolute banger as our anthem https://youtube.com/watch/...

Wow the last time I tried to write code while under the influence of beer and/or weed I couldn't think properly. Nice.

@antigermgerm Nice. I found a directory where they've got the most bizarre images in it, not used in the app and there are also some Excel file templates stored in there, so I left a comment asking why there are Excel files in the img directory. Doesn't make sense.

@BordedDev Yeah I mostly add my own components to keep the already messy ones from becoming even more monstrous lmao.

I just don't understand how people can work so messy.

some rules are asinine and shouldn't be followed. They're there because most people have double digit IQs

I registered a company in 2020 and not a cent has been made. Yet. haha.

@sidthepajfuk Meat is the best. I'll never stop eating meat.

@sidthepajfuk low IQ individuals don't use creatine monohydrate.

I'll die on my hill shouting MICROSHIT