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[Reception] : "Good evening, how may I assit you?"
[Guest] : "Hi... Yes, I can't seem to find my room."
[Reception] : "What room number do you have?"
[Guest] : "I'm in room 404..."
*Awkward silents*
[Reception] : "How did you access the room phone?"
*Hangs up*2 -
I've been a programmer a few years now and i still haven't had to magically fly through a virtual city by typing furiously at my keyboard4
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Just because I'm a programmer doesn't mean I'm some nerd that watches anime, relishes in video games, and spends more time around computers than around girls!
Even though that's all true...10 -
Hehe, stumbled upon an oldie :-)
struct ComputerContractor
{
double salary;
long lunches;
float jobs;
char unstable;
void work;
int hiring_him_again;
const pain_in_the_arse;
unsigned agreement;
short fuse;
volatile personality;
static progress;
};
/* and there are no unions in sight */3 -
*Trying to finish up this project I'm doing*
Me: "Fuck this shit I'm done shit doesn't work"
*non-dev girlfriend sits in front of computer*
GF: "I believe this line shouldn't be here it messes up what happens in the loop. Or atleast that's what it looks"
*checking it*
Me: "So what's your ring size again"7 -
It's always so uplifting to see this post on SO. With _that_ accepted answer. After so long... :D
http://stackoverflow.com/a/1801327/...