So I've been working with this "developer" on a client project and she is still refusing to use GIT.....

Skype for Business 😒

Email.

Slack ftw 😀

God damn Magento :(

Under promise over deliver

Don't be afraid to make mistakes, they're the key to learning code/anything.

A wise man once said:
"The only difference between a master and student, is that the master has failed more times than the student has even attempted"

Never treat your users/client as they are dumb, never forget that they are, in fact dumber.

Don't try to do everything on the main method.

If you're not learning anything new at your job it's probably time to move on.

The best feel when people actually notice you! thx!!!! @veslav

Many years ago at school the machines were imaged using Norton Ghost. A floppy disk containing Norton Ghost and it's configuration would be put into the machine, which would automatically start the imaging process.

When these floppy disks inevitably started erroring they'd be tossed into the rubbish bin. I grabbed one of these broken disks, inserted it a few times until my machine would recognise it, and hey presto, the config file along with the domain admin password were now visible.

True ?

You know that feeling when you realise that you forgot to change database in the dev environment ...

Just love backups sometimes. :)

Decided to update my workstation with some early black friday monitor deals.....

I'm tasked with hacking a million dollar production machine and all the PLCs have the same password for the root user, which also happens to be the name of the company producing this shit....

!rant
Hello world, i've just found this awesome community a few days ago and I cant stop reading.

Anyway, I have a burning question:
Do devRant devs rant on devRant?

Me: Hi, how can i help you today?
User: Sorry, i can't upload a picture for my profile. It shows a popup saying that i already uploaded it.
Me: it's because you uploaded.
User: Awesome man, thanks.