Some common status codes 🤣🤣

- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
- OK! This is it
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is not good
- How do you know?
- Through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network
- I bought more from another drugstore
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
-WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago..

Let’s make your $$$$ MacBook Pro with Touch Bar more useful on Windows.
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Who else has never senn stackoverflow's home page... 😊 😊

Anyone who are working on Hadoop can share a Hadoop project with me because I need a Hadoop project immediately, except sentimental analysis of Twitter and Facebook. 😊 😊 🤘

Source code and complete instructions of project.

Anyone tell me the all in one website for programming similar to tutorialspoint. 😊

Because tutorials point has no any update regarding Machine Learning and latest package of python tensorflow.

Anyone can tell me the source for learn Python in very sort time ⌚.

Because Python is easy to learn but I can't find best source. 😊 😊

Download playlist from YouTube in Linux by installing "YouTube-dl"

It's really amazing Downloader for Linux even you can download single video by typing "YouTube-dl URL" . 😊 😊

I'm new in Artificial intelligence and Machine Learning and I want to design an intelligent bot what steps I have to use. For example intelligent os in her movie... 😊 😊 😊

What is the role of @tensorflow in Machine Learning and Artificial intelligence... 😀😀😀

How to learn kotlin and became an android developer 😊😊
Reference to learn katlin... 😊... 😊

How can I start career in Artificial intelligence??
I am B.Tech 2nd year CSE student.. 😊.. 😊..

#Kotlin new language for Android.
Get ready android developers... 😊