Reset 900 domain service account credentials, placed them in a vault, and updated over 6000 items on our domain leveraging those credentials saturday night. 99% success rate today when we opened for business. What did you do this weekend ?

Last Sunday, we deployed 300 major application/service configuration changes, 60+ load balancer changes, DNS cutovers, changes to mission critical SQL servers, and informatica connection changes. This impacted every line of business, all customer facing apps, and all internal apps.

6 days from DEV to PROD, which includes all developer effort.

Deployment succesful!

DBAs have been receiving an alert every 5 minutes for the last two hours regarding a blocking SPID in production. I still have to tell them about the alert and ask them to resolve the issue...

how they name variables in other countries ...

This industry killed my posture.