Claro fans when oscuro drops

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CODING CODING CODING HAHAHA I LOVE PROGRAMMING BEING A LITTLE CODE SLUT. I LOVE SILICON VALLEY IM SUCH A QUIRKED UP LITTLE CODE SHAWTY LOOKING FOR SOME ALGOASS 🍆💦😩.

“Slams fists on keyboard”

I LOVE BEING A CUTE SCREEN TWINK, IMPRESSING PAPI CEO WITH MY FINGER COMBINATIONS. I LOVE PLEASING EXECUDADDY. 🍑😏🫦

“Takes keyboard in hand and slams it against desk until keyboard keys explode everywhere”

I LOVE WATCHING THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT AND CORPORATE AMERICA FUCK MY ASS IN RETURN FOR PERSONAL PROFITS. 🤑☔️

*digs fingernails into the wall and claws off paint and then snorts it”

*pees and shits pants*

*cries in corner with extra agony*

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Fixed popup that covers ~1/5 of the screen with "sign in" and "register" buttons.

@b2plane thing's are not going to get better by calling them "fucking losers"

@NeatNerdPrime hey, I wanted to tell you that I got a job on a liquor store. 60 hours a week, 1 free day a week. not the best but as some guy that has probably made 1 month of average salary of his country, in only 3 days, it's an improvement.

@NeatNerdPrime I'm on Chile right now, from Venezuela. Entered the country through irregular passage (by land, no record of entering the country) with family members. People do hire workers without papers, I just need to keep searching. But on web development I think it's going to be harder

@NeatNerdPrime very pretty words. thank you so much, really. I wish you a good life

@kindOfCoding switch to linux, windows 10 is resource-heavy. or download software that debloats your windows 10 and pray everything goes a little bit smoother. if you switch to linux, I'd recommend ubuntu. and you can dual-boot it easily, so if you need windows 10 for anything, like gaming, you'd have it.

is he hiring a junior web dev? i know a guy named lessi that's alive rn

Here on my laptop I can't even see the "4 years ago" or things like that, only "1 year ago" and everything else is dots

can confirm (i am CSS)

@AvatarOfKaine yooooo you just commented this and yeah im at this moment drunk as well lmaoooo

lets rage ooooooooooooooooooooooo im ragingggg oooooooooooooooooooooooo >:((((((((((((((((

i knew this rant was yours somehow

@Linux what if I lock it but the Cookie Monster knows how to unlock it?

@dissolvedgirl girl if anything happens, I do know what a div is and how to do a loop in JavaScript. and react. and I'm willing to be an intern.

...And I had insecurities about my code quality. Thank you.

At first I thought "But it's ok...?"

Then 2 seconds later it was like WHY NOT SIMPLY A STRING???!!!

I'll just learn whatever gives me money

I have not used Vue but bro I think React and JSX is not that ugly

Anyways, who here will be creating Vuact?

so when are we starting a leg thread

The life of a programme

Oh my god I never thought to see a rant like this on devRant lmaoooo

@Lucky-Loek basically sums up my dream life. if you plan to do it, count me in haha

When did I give you access to my source code?

I felt the same way when I saw that node_modules folder when using create-react-app lol

@gosubinit I meant "fuck" twice as the bad words but you have a solid viewpoint as well

@t3b4n eyyy chequé tu perfil y vi que eras de Santiago. sorpresa, soy de Colina. emigré desde Venezuela hace 1 mes con mi familia y ahora ando aquí, estudiando webdev. :)

how could I forget the existence of uBlock Origin? thank you all fr