It's amazing, but... It's PHP, I'm not sure how to feel rn 🤯. Kidding, nice work!

@burningcandle I always say that you can tell who accomplished the least in standup by who talks the longest

@kLue When I read this I began audibly sobbing tears if joy

Pretty sure it was posted on reddit first, then reposted on devRant, then rereposted on reddit.

@filthyranter This, plus with something like reactive extensions you could buffer the queue and batch multiple changes.

Google assistant straight up called that person a basic bitch...

I think it's just running in a container...

@Condor What argument are you trying to make in the context of the Github acquisition? That this is terrible for developers or Github because Outlook is bad? That unless everything is perfect about everything they do they're not worthy to do anything? Sure they have to make money as a private corporation, but as a developer they already offer me a lot of value for free. How do you think they're planning to monetize vs code or fsharp?

@eternallyAlone Microsoft ALREADY has free private git repos, it's called VSTS look it up. It's an excellent platform imo and you get access to their entire Release Management platform for free. You can use it to build a full CI/CD platform and publish to any cloud provider you want.

@sak96 I'm sorry but WHAT are you talking about? Do they contribute to open source? If I'm not mistaken they are currently the #1 contributor to Github as an organization. They've devoted huge resources to dotnet core which is open source, fsharp is open source, vs code is arguably one of the best text editors available and is open source. Maybe office isn't available on Linux yet but SQL Server is, which most likely a herculean effort compared to office. And again, with their investment in dotnet core, it's likely that soon anything built on .net will be completely cross platform.

You can doubt Microsoft's intentions in the OSS community, but at this point it would have to be based on pure speculation and outdated ideas about what the company used to be.

9, QBasic!

@rusty-hacker @dontbeevil I actually think this will be fine. In my last role I did a fair amount of work with Azure and VSTS, and had really great interactions with the MS devs working through issues in their repos.

I posted this as a joke, but I think Microsoft is really a dev-focused company, not some evil corporation.

@TheWorkplaceRag BitBucket's fine, but with VSTS you get a free tier of Release Management, which you can build a full CI/CD pipeline with.

Git's git to me though, it's all the same commands with a different remote URL.

@xalys Jira sucks, although to be fair I haven't found any ALM tool I really like yet. VSTS blows Jira out if the water in my opinion though.

No

@AlgoRythm Same, I've wanted to replace mine with a mesh system, even before this came out.

Oh man, I relate so hard to this one.

@Floydian first rule is you can't talk about it...

Best way to support it is to build the damn thing!

You know what else is annoying? Ads. There are other ways to monetize your app, but the most straightforward approach would be to offer a paid ad-free version like was suggested. You can be mad about the ratings, or the idea the customers don't value the effort you put into the app, but the fact remains that as long as you leverage ads as a revenue stream you will be paying a tax on user experience. To this user's credit they seem to want to continue using your app and overall were giving a positive review. You know what I do when I use an app that has ads which are even remotely obnoxious? I uninstall it and never even consider coming back and giving it a second chance in the future.

I deleted the app off miles phone about 2 weeks ago, haven't even missed it.

Basically I'm too lazy to change the default file handler. I don't read a lot of PDFs.

If you forget to cancel she'll automatically charge a ring to your credit card.

This always fun. When the target would come back to their computer I would always tell them "Dude, this isn't good. Ops told me that there have been issues with the upgrade rollout and if this happened randomly there's a good chance your hard drive will be corrupted. You'd better run over there right now and get someone on this immediately!" And then they would go and drag an unsuspecting ops guy into the mix, it was the best. Now I work remotely though... No more pranks.

@marcus5914 You hate typescript because of angular

@vexusia Isn't the price gouging due to all the crypto currency miners?

@jhh2450 Definitely, me too.

@ChachiKlaus Yeah I think that it's just as reasonable of an assumption that the smart speaker only transmits data when you use the "wake word". Especially now that most phones have "Hey Siri" or "OK Google", I assume they have to function in the exact same way as the smart speaker does now. Couple that to how much more data the phone captures (and the fact that it's almost always with you, unlike a speaker), I think that the privacy risk of a speaker is almost tame by comparison.

Don't get me wrong, I use both of those devices, and I realize that I operate largely on faith that my privacy is not being abused. I think it's just funny that there is such a large stigma against one device vs the other when in reality the concerns should probably be swapped.

While** the pic is funny (can't edit)

When though the pic itself is funny, it's not really devRant material...