So true!

1. Coding
2. Answering everything said on Slack

Pick One.

I wonder if he knows that he almost always reeks of stale pot

Boss interviews an hot girl

Me:"well how was she ?"
Boss: " she doesn't even know loops"
Me: " I'll help her ! We can create many loops together "

"Mutability increases complexity by adding the dimension of time to all objects."

When that one guy only points out in reviews missing semicolons and sapace/tabs issues. He could be reviewing 'return x/0' and will just say "you are missing ; after 0 mate".

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, 'I know, I'll use threads' - and then two they hav erpoblesms.

Finding it hard to trust NPM, but too lazy to write my own leftpad...

My boss literally spends half an hour finger-fucking his phone on the mobile site to find "bugs", that I can't replicate. A combination like: swipe, pinch, landscape, portrait, back pinch, open new tab, close tab, ash cigarette on phone, dunk in toilet, dry, double tap... Aha I've found a bug, there's 0.5 pixel line of space between the bag header and the browser bar.

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right