@Root you savage rock star

Nope, my morals are not relative.
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I smell spaghetti code with full-stack salsa

I share your pain mate, composer is the trojan horse enabler provided by lazy fuckers who get trapped into hype and like easy solutions to complex problems... now every library uses it, and we are stuck with this fucking piece of shit

I don't believe for a second that you have worked 4 years in PHP; somebody who did work that long with PHP would not be complaining about dollar sign as the start of a variable name, or dots as concatenation character of strings... It would be complaining about something; but not that...
this smells phony

Perl:

@Fast-Nop wrong, not a noobie, I'm doing this since "frameset cols" was the hype.
also wrong, I'm not alone in this experience.
and also wrong, not a sexist, I just find some things funny and I am not afraid of highly moral beings like yourself accusing me for cracking a laugh or saying a joke
Relax man, this site is for fun... otherwise go to Twitter

@dindin xD LOL

@Fast-Nop
not beginner; Married, but having one wife is enough of such behavior, so I had to rant

I thought I was all alone in this... I feel better now
PS: I also fucking hate npm, and all the fucking pre-processors (who the fuck was the genius who came up with that idea)... and don't even get me started with the "async nature" of FUCKING JAVASCRIPT