Italian chef: We have the best spaghetti in the world
PHP developer: I doubt that

Brainfuck: Hold on, bitch

Python developers: hold my beer, I'll show you how it's done

LOLCODE developers: Hold my bagel. I'll do it.

My coworker using CSS: I'm gonna show you how its done.

Theres a difference between a PHP Developer and a PHP legacy code maintainer.

C++ developers: hold my macros and templates.

Assembly developer : what is food ?

Me: I like spaghetti

After years of laughing at muggles not understanding Java != JavaScript
I'm afraid I have to point out
Spaghetti != Spaghetti code

Come on left hand is good right hand is not....

Hold my GOTO

New C++ Developers: HA! filthy casuals

C developer: my fork has a whole array of pointers.

I liked the joke, but downvoted due to wrong category tag.

C++ developer :collect this garbage

Ook dev: hold my banana

Lisp: spaghetti ain't Italian, I invented it ;)

@2lazy2debug MUHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

French Dev’s: Hold my baguette

Malboge dev: now stfu and lemme show you how it's done.

Arch linux dev: BTW I use Arch

Perl:

@Hagrid I feel that every php developer is legacy maintainer, I have one writing legacy code for new features!

Italian chef: "But I mean PASTA!"
PHP dev: "Yeah, me too, copy PASTA!"

@devJs and I'm currently writing legacy code for new features into a legacy app so that at least I don't add a new/another extra flavor of spaghetti.

@Midnight-shcode its all good as long as code looks the same across the app

when you introduce modern code in legacy app is where the shitstorm starts!

@devJs or when you're forced to introduce a "fuck off, will ya?!" code that does a direct plain ajax request onto the server, not using the fancy RequestManager that all of the original app uses, because THAT FUCKING SUPPOSEDLY GENERAL-USE CLASS BREAKS FOR WHATEVER REASON WHEN I TRY TO MAKE IT MAKE ONE EXTRA REQUEST THAT WASN'T IN THE ORIGINAL APP, AND AIN'T NO FRIGGIN HELL I'M WASTING TIME DEBUGGING THAT SHIT.