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darwyyn
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“Fullstack dev continues to unleash his terror.”

We were in a meeting the other day discussing how we can integrate our React component with other existing systems easily — other React apps, Ionic, Angular, Vue and vanilla HTML.

All of a sudden, he opens his mouth.

Fullstack dev: So the thing is... it’s like...ummm... (he always starts after with these words. Always) since Ionic and Vue are both “angular-based”. It shouldn’t be a problem.

Me: excuse me! What do you mean vue is “angular-based”? What’s vue gotta do with angular?

Fullstack dev: You need angular installed to run vue apps and you have data binding in vue and in angular.

Me: (fuck me dead) I don’t know what that means, but I know what the Rock is cookin’. (My exact words in the meeting)

They flew him in from India and they keep extending his stay. He’s been working on the project for 2+ years now.

More to come!

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  • 3
    @torbuntu Thank you? I guess
  • 39
    Oooh, let me try!

    "JAVA AND ACTIONSCRIPT ARE BOTH JAVASCRIPT-BASED BECAUSE THEY REQUIRE A COMPUTER AND HAVE VARIABLES"
  • 19
    @Root shut up, how did I never notice that!!

    Vue + angular.... vangular it is then!
  • 4
    @C0D4 bud you jinxed it, watch it become a new framework
  • 10
    you said everything I needed with "flew him from india"
  • 4
    @AleCx04 if it's not a trending framework by the weekend I'll be disappointed.
  • 25
    On behalf of my country, I apologize for this dumbF****
  • 3
    @Root now this made my day!
  • 3
    java++

    someone actually said that to me.
  • 3
    "[...] I know what the Rock is cooking"

    Call me dumb as a rock, but I don't get what that means
  • 3
    @endor you can't smell it?
  • 1
    @endor The Rock smells bullshit 😅
  • 3
    I always love how people can spout this nonsense without a shred of doubt in their voices. Good luck man.
  • 4
    @endor It's a popular phrase from WWE in the late 1990s. I think OP is showing their age!
  • 1
    Wow, that even irritates me as a back end developer. Would like to now what spaghetti code he'd be cooking.
  • 1
    @riskyCodes You’ve so much to learn.
  • 2
    @Puroguramingu It isn’t! Check my previous rants!

    It’s a chore to type. Too bad devRants doesn’t have voice rants!
  • 1
    @darwyyn can you imagine the rage? 😂😂😂 everyone will finally get my sarcasm and stop thinking I'm a troll with big feet 😂😂
  • 1
    Thank you for letting me know exactly what I have to look forward to in my career as a dev, this was hilarious
  • 1
    @OneOrZero is it you?
  • 0
  • 0
    @Root
    Reminds me of saying that JavaScript is easier java.

    Don't
    It's a cardinal sin
    Please
    Don't
  • 1
    I smell spaghetti code with full-stack salsa
  • 1
    @hashedram
    *me reads your comment*
    *faith in indian people restored*
  • 0
    Even if vue was angular based, how is that a relevant answer to the question? Did he mean to say they’re all JS so it shouldn’t be a problem ? Lol fucking noob
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