Product.id or product.productId ?

Database structuring

Team estimated a huge feature with 60 days. Made a prototype in a day, implemented it in the project the next day. Code looks a lot cleaner than a previous similar solution.

Now it’s 90% done. Should have worked with 2 other people. Oh well, sorry not sorry for that teamwork.

When the requested change is replacing the logo but the integration to master takes a day

Me, two days ago: Man, I should try to drink less caffeine, I felt pretty shit when I didn’t had coffee… :(

Me, at 2am: *adds 6 tubs of gfuel to cart*

*proceeds to checkout*

2 weeks into my new company and this old dev wants me as tutor already.

Feeling blessed yet stressed.

So I called my previous employer and he seemed to be happy to hear from me. Sadly, he isn’t free for the weekend, but we’ll meet up next week during home office.

Hope it goes well.

Would you go back to a previous corp where the work is mediocre (but handleable) and the people/ benefits are awesome, or keep looking for a new job where you need to learn the climate again?

You are very unhappy at the current place.

You fucking imbecile, what do we need to research for creating and saving files in the browser?

Oh you think it’s not possible? I guess mega.io also doesn’t work, especially not for multiple GB’s of Data!

Man, fuck you, little peace of shitty fullstack dev. I didn’t expect anything else from the person who feels “not special” because I’m allowed to come a few hours late into office.

Maybe it’s because I do my job better than you while still having 3 hours a day to scratch my nuts.

Today it finally happened. I had a „virus“. I wanted to get KMPico for a buddy of mine since he is to lazy to crack it and installs windows after 2 months again.

Today I woke up to an cheap ass miner I caught by accident. All he fucking did was suspend the task when taskmanager is open. It ran as normal user under the process named „kernel.exe“, no cpu priority/affinity, no elevated startup service, all files in one place (under roaming) and worst of all… he kept an remote connection TO HIS FUKKEN PC open, he even is to cheap to get a root server ffs

*thinks about making an led project with sound analyzer*

ah that’s just some basic math and there is probably an RPI compatible sound analyzer library on npm…

> starts project in node
> realizes the ws2811 adapter library doesn’t have everything you need
> forks and implements those changes
> compile for node
> realized there is no good sound analyzer in node
> starts to rewrite an c++ solution in node

Wait what the fuck am I doing here?

> starts the project from scratch in c++

Ya boy is getting a beamer flexin on dem snitches

This is what happened today in our dayli:

Lead: We need to profile our software

Me: You can use the chrome devtools as remote profiler, even on prod, or make HAR files for later inspection.

Lead: Yeah but no that’s just collecting data on every tick, we need something like “has been called x times”

Me: Yeah but you can filt -

Lead: Yeah no, so back when I wrote code in Delphi...

Me: *oh god no not this again*

Lead: ... We could have clicked a button in our IDE and it would wrap the function call with the API call to profile that function ...

Me, to the secret dev group in slack: doesn’t a simple method decorator and node performance api help with that?

The people in the group: We had this topic last Friday all day...

Me: oh well *get’s coffee and ignores lead*

How can I use eval() in php to Java scripting ??

I want website noscript slider, possible???

Relatable 😂😂😂😂😂

New bug a day 😂😂😂😂😂

Hey guys I’m Peter but actually not Peter griffin! Hehehe