How can I use eval() in php to Java scripting ??

I want website noscript slider, possible???

Yes.

What!

PHP + eval() is an absolute NO!
Go wash your eyes with bleach for thinking that.

Now, you want to use Java or Javascript from php? Because neither are like the other.

Also... don't!
Php is Backend, Java is another backend, javascript is frontend.

I get the bad feeling your mixing languages like:

Did you install the Android NDK? I see no possibility to achive this without OpenGL.

@C0D4 Mean ☹️

I know some Java, is Java scripting same without types?? I have to research....

@nitwhiz I make app not android, you android studio good??

What OpenGL? This sounds new!! I will look..

@petergriffin maybe mean, but 15 years of writing php has taught me a lot of what not to do, writing php wasn't one of them though.

@C0D4 you say no php?? How website app thenn?? I am confusing..

@petergriffin I didn't say no php, I said no to eval()x

@petergriffin no CLion. Because you need to use the NDK with OpenGL to start php with the following arguments "-Xmx:2G -makeScriptpls"

@C0D4 okii thanks you!! xo yess haha

@nitwhiz very promise! Where do type thissIn php ?? Tanks helped many!!

@nitwhiz you forgot to pre-process everything from rust and then sanitize inputs through f# and some magic bash regex before deploying docker containers to host your OpenGL abstraction layer.

@C0D4 ooohhhh very difficult it sounding... i Hope to understand..

@petergriffin
Also no, javascript can have strict types through typescript.

now back to your original al problem.
What are you actually trying to do?

@C0D4 i have Web side and noscript but gucci man say slider is good...

I look internet, see bootstrap slider...
Not work noscript.... me Lost

yOu helper??

@C0D4 I got the "vague impression" he wants to be able to toggle JS on and off from within the website?

Or...

He's logged in to find no tasks on Monday morning and fucking with us.

@petergriffin I'm lost by what you mean slider.

Image gallery that scrolls the images or this thing ?

@C0D4 @petergriffin oh god don't use typescript!!

I've heard of some dude who used typescript to do exactly what you want to do and the CIA took him.

It's very very important that you take a look at jQuery for this. Because if you don't, you can't really have a server for the rust application you're going to have to write on Go for that.

@HiFiWiFiSciFi fucking? i cannot from work... no friend

you can helpp ?? Gucci man say important.. i can’t 😭☹️

@petergriffin you totally made my day.

@C0D4 i love how you try to help tho.x)

@nitwhiz cia... american dad not coming... scary typescript!!

@nitwhiz nah, go is way to hipster if we are using Jquery.
We're going to have to bring out the big guns and run everything in vb6

@nitwhiz if this isn't a troll, I don't know what is anymore. But just in case I'll put the little green dot in a obscure direction that's semi right while having a laugh with this stack from hell we are slowly building.

@C0D4 This is going to be one hell of a Docker container.

@HiFiWiFiSciFi why have 1 when we can have many!
Not sure but if we got enough of these "all in one" containers together we could eliminate cloud computing and have "the cluster"

Doesn't matter what your running, this little guy can do it all!

@C0D4 it needs deep learning to decide ahead of time if the user wants JS or not.

@C0D4 @HiFiWiFiSciFi docker-compose gets that job done.

@HiFiWiFiSciFi damn, I was really hoping to skip python, ahwell to hell with it, we are going for an all in one solution.

Predictive AI with ML, a quick quiz up front to pre-configure your mini cluster of "the cluster" to the scale and size you need with all the bells and whistles, and self sufficient and preemptively scales before you even know you need to.

Hell I hear IBM are writing code with AI these days, we can even automate the dev work.

The cluster, made by the cluster, for the cluster - what business wouldn't want a 1 stop shop for anything they want!

@C0D4 but it's going to be a node module isn't it?

# Getting started

yarn global add hellstack
hellstack create my-personal-hell
cd my-personal-hell
yarn do-it-pls

@nitwhiz god no.

# the-cluster setup --type nodejs --app e-commerce --budget 1000 --name "c0d4's online store" --domain "store.c0d4.xyz"

# the-cluster deploy

Watch that thing build it's self, prepare everything on the fly, deploy to the cluster and go live!

If you want an input range slider wich works with JavaScript disabled:
https://w3schools.com/tags/...
You can style that with CSS.

You're adorable :)

@netikras very thanks bud I men, you also ?? I am free for girl..

eval() should be renamed to unsafe_execute() or local_root() specifically to discourage bad ideas like this.

@Root hahahaha yes i know now..
but... gucci man need slider.. trying “vb6” now .. i see text in browser.. no slider...

very exauusting ..

@petergriffin Go away, troll.

In the unlikely event you aren’t a troll and really don’t understand what you’re doing or saying ... You don’t need a backend language for a UI component. Hell, if all you want is a slider, go use jQueryUI. It’s easy to implement, widely supported, customizable, and hard to screw up.

@Root yes bootstrap slider working.. very nice..

But.. noscript... not working 😭

Is "gucci man" a monster from another dimension, whose name cannot be pronounced using physics from this realm so you grabbed the term your human mind most properly associated it with?

@c3r38r170 hahahaha!! no he big man also scaryy .. but he say how i do.. then .. I do

has very good taste, he draw picture... maybe i show.. but.. i ask ok ?

he say , jquery.. not everyone has... noscript..

@petergriffin is there any chance you mean

<input type="range">

My dude?

I lost about 20 IQ points from reading these comments

@petergriffin don't listen to evil @Root. I promise you eval is really good and useful.

Dafuq is happening here?

And who is the Gucci man? Like, a sparkling superhero?

@iiii
I guess, that petergriffin just doesn't speak English and therefore all he reads and writes is going through some automatic translation. After some days of confusion, he found this site.

Obviously, there are always some people around who like to make fun of others - so that is what happened...

@C0D4 *javascript is a backend and frontend

@dronesawake wrong. Some people seem to be delusional about javascript being more than front end.